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@Thaliusmain @theAmberShow @emilydovi @robblatt @wankergirl @Herkolaos @JMorningstern Cheers to my dear fellow lunatics
 



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  • @RobBlatt @wankergirl Yes!! #
  • I like that 10:30 in a weekend looks like 7 in my neighborhood, it feels that early to me too
  • The cab sharing situation in Long Beach is really skeevy and no bueno


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  • Dear sciatica nerve, I'm getting sick of your bullshit. Good thing I'm tougher than you
  • And to the universe that has been actively keeping me from getting coffee filters for my boy, I finally won! Take that!
  • Corned beef and cabbage shout out
  • My sweets is so sick, it's downright scary


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  • Thinking about dérive
  • Good head at the Hyatt @ Hyatt 48 Lex

  • This is where trash cans come from

This is where trash cans come from



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  • This is a sappy post

This is a sappy post

  • Whirled Peas (just like the bumper sticker)

Whirled Peas (just like the bumper sticker)



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  • "it ends after one of the kids smashes her own teeth out with a barbell" "I don't think I'd like that
  • I really need to not get on the train in the wrong direction every time I vary my routine #payattentionnicole
  • @SukiFuller I believe I did indeed miss something, like the direction I was going :)  #
  • @theAmberShow You were so right, your camera utterly defeated me. Couldn't figure out how to get it on. Then dinner was served…


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  • Pigeons vandalize new cement



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  • Ayn Rand rolls in her grave every time someone watches the 2011 version of Atlas Shrugged
  • Sometimes you just gotta boo a documentary about people following their dreams


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  • Apparently being hit on in this neighborhood includes questions like "are you a cop?"
  • We had out first date here almost a year ago. Swoon.
  • I find everything about pool a little comical


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The spring fevers, I feel them
 



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I like to think that the wire between these 2 buildings is the beginning of an NYC zip-line system

I like to think that the wire between these 2 buildings is the beginning of an NYC zip-line system



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  • I'm guessing some variation of skinny sumo is the next fitness craze.
  • Oh look it's a steampunk automatin story about a younger Happy Potter and Hermione and a station agent
  • The little film nerd inside is now awake


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  • OMG. Spotted: Snuffleupagus

OMG.  Spotted: Snuffleupagus

  • Fact: dogs in the office make life better

  • "the sex shop I used to work at is right down the block"


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The ESB peeking through

  • This cab needs training wheels


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In which my mom finds a google review I wrote and sends it back to me with grammar and spelling corrections



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  • Behold the giant pineapple @ Federal Hill Pineapple

  • Almost home @ 278 East

  • Back en NYC

  • Just found a bunch of LinkedIn messages from 2009 I totally missed and would have really liked to have responded to. Yikes, I suck.
  • @bennettmsmith But, can I call them Benedict? #
  • and the best part of the Oscars was the Mac and cheese commercial


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  • I call every subway rat Ben
  • Next stop Providence, RI
  • I'm dating the Lorax of Fulton Street
  • Providence gives good head @ Trinity Brewhouse

Providence gives good head

  • I've never been to a monster truck rally, but I have tickets for one tonight! When in providence, do what's happening in providence!
  • Spontaneous snow in Providence
  • There are no excuses for soggy hotdogs
  • Such an odd spectacle @ Dunkin Donuts Center

  • On screen commercials are a bad and disruptive experience when watching something live #lazyads
  • It's basically wrestling with cars


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  • Port authority has this handy list of foreign consulate numbers at the taxi s @ Port Authority Bus Terminal

  • Never good to see the Haz Tac truck outside the subway entrance


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  • Wow! I am a spoiled girl! Random Christmas in February! http://instagr.am/p/HWu8gKQ2rD/

  • @semipermgirl RT @HopeClary: @MissSomething is that a mangled unicorn? A child's puzzle, or a threat?
  • @HopeClary probably all you mentioned  #
  • Just saw a bunch of visiting serviceman paying their respects at ground zero. People gawking and taking pictures. Makes my blood boil
  • If for a photo op, poor taste
  • If randoms trying to capture a moment, for what? Facebook? Feels wrong. Can't help feeling a sacred right to privacy when it comes to death
  • Stepping off the soapbox now
  • In a moment of anger I started to see it differently somethingfound.net/?p=4337


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  • My friends get me the most awesome presents. I love you Laura!

  • @Paulhcarr that is so great!!  #
  • Update: OMG it opens!



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  • "I brought you back Jesus balls!" he knows me so well"I brought you back Jesus balls!" he knows me so well


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  • My landlord appears to be rebuilding my stairs. Leaving my list of errands looking very impossible as I'm trapped upstairs
  • They were perfectly good stairs
  • Or maybe he's removing the stairs to barricade me up here forever. OMG that would suck
  • @theAmberShow Ha! Or beg you to come with a ladder for my escape  #
  • If I was R Kelly is totally be writing a song about this. Trapped in my apartment, upstairs, and I wanna get out, I gotta get out
  • Thank you @KellZodiac for giving me a framework to express my rage and frustration while I'm trapped in my apartment somethingfound.net/?p=4329
  • No one puts baby in the corner, except my landlords who strands me in my apartment
  • Freedom. Enough stairs to flee
  • @usermac no longer hostage to landlord rebuilding stairs up to my floor thankfully :)  #
  • Does anyone actually like green candy flavor?
  • @HopeClary blasphemy. You can have mine  #
  • The boy gets back tomorrow. Is it tomorrow yet?


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If I lived in the suburbs I suspect I'd get into a lot more fights



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  • I find it hilarious and more than a little ridiculous that after all the c @ LIRR – Nostrand Avenue Station

I find it hilarious and more than a little ridiculous that after all the construction at the nostrand LIRR station, these machines are still unreadable and in direct sun

  • My parents are yelling at me to hurry up. Clearly they don't know how trains work
  • He's totally watching me pee

He's totally watching me pee



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  • I forgot about things like central park being smack in the middle of me and where I am going every time I try to "outsmart" google maps
  • While at the salon another patron compliments my hair. Place smells so chemical. This feels like a bad idea.
  • Remember the time I confessed I thought the haircut he gave me made me look like a penis. I do, it was five minutes ago.
  • I prefer to imagine spaceships come and go from here

I prefer to imagine spaceships come and go from here



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  • I always feel like this bit of the marble in the lobby is a sinister alien insect out to eat me

I always feel like this bit of the marble in the lobby is a sinister alien insect out to eat me



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  • I've always wondered what is inside those water sampling boxes

I've always wondered what is inside those water sampling boxes

  • I'm going to back to my "just say no" policy with needles. Been sick all day since yesterday's tetanus shot and my arm hurts like hell


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  • I grew two inches. Dr checked multiple times. Apparently when you start going to therapy for your back it can happen. Astounding.
  • I am probably too proud of myself for getting a physical. Grown up tetanus shot with no tears high five! Yep, I'm a baby.


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  • Added Arctic Man to my life list
  • Best website ever www.adventuresakrv.com
  • Bruce has forsaken the woodwind and moved to a string orchestra
  • The Grammy's probably beat MTV to acknowledging the death of Whitney
  • Bruno Mars is a lot prettier to look at than he is to listen to
  • Great albums seem to come from bad breakups
  • Only keeping Chris Brown on to see if Rihanna joins him onstage
  • "Is he more today's Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?" "They both dance and have high pitched voices" – courtesy of @mattgunn
  • The Fu Fighters are so boring. Amazing that someone from Nirvana could make such snoozy music
  • And the Oscar and the Grammy goes to the Willie Nelson's Chipotle commercial
  • I'm going to start using the word excitations in regular conversation. You've been warned
  • I wonder if Paul McCartney is still a vegetarian
  • @damiella We can make this happen #
  • Kanye! Where is Kanye to play her off
  • Alanis Morrissette > Katy Perry = Dave Coulier > Russell Brand
  • I was just informed "lantern jaw" is an effect of HGH inspired by Gweneth's appearance on the Grammy's
  • Wow. That was amazing. Probably a good time to change the channel and end on a high note.
  • Him – "It's funny seeing friends in the mountain timezone tweeting about things we saw over an hour ago" Me – "Kind of like my mom's texts"
  • Love Jennifer Hudson and all but did she really need the tribute hairdo
  • Repeats on the Grammy's. What? Didn't we already see this awful douche and this boring band?
  • I'd rather be in the tent and get the cool mask
  • "Nicki Minaj is like those girls on the subway, except she hasn't grown up". Ha! @mattgunn
  • @pewpewpew that would have probably been "too much"
  • I'm so going to stop pronouncing th in words like things and thank and say fings and fank instead.
  • Everyone seemed to perform two or three times tonight. Now is the time to start a band, there aren't enough for the Grammy's to fill a show


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  • I suppose I'm not the only person watching Whitney Houston videos on YouTube right now
  • "come out and play-yay" watching The Warriors