Episode #8 – Boys Online


The topic of “online relationships” yet again becomes the main theme of the latest Spin the Bottle episode. WankerGirl and Miss Something attempt to dissect the fun and frustrations of diving into the murky waters of “online like” and “online lust”. Both tell their tales of their latest online interactions and how sometimes it leaves you feeling blue and other times it leaves you feeling wonderfully confused. Enjoy.


Episode #7 – The Spontaneous Experiment


This week we conduct an online experiment by recording our show and posting videos to Seesmic all at the same time. We manage to entice some of our Seesmic friends to join the podcast by posting questions and comments for us to answer.  I'd love to share the link, but Seesmic changed all their urls and it's lost in the interwebs.  In the midst of this online interaction we discuss the possibilities of more NYC visits, marriage for immigration purposes, long-distance relationships, that time of the month and the beginnings and endings involved with dating.


Episode #6 – Encountering Birthdays


The calendar turns to Dana’s Birthday and the festivities have begun! But before we celebrate, we look back on vacations, new found confidence, rational dating, goodbyes and being born stoned. As well, we play with our new toy Seesmic. Have a look at our videos below.


Episode #5 – Podcamp NYC 2.0


Dana and Nicole attempt to recap 10 days in utter delirium.



End of Day 1

Presenting 1 and Presenting 2

Dana at rebar

seesmic folks Night 1

Hotel bar Night 2

Exhausted at brunch (Day 3?)



Lunch Day 1

Night 2

BK Promenade

BK Bridge

Episode #4 – Three Dates/One Week


In an unexpected turn of events we both have a date in the same week. Shocking! Listen in to find out what happens when a date goes good and when a date goes bad.


Something Missing / Something Found – The End

I gush about…my move…

and what's next…



Episode #3 – Drinking From the Bottle


We capture ten wine-filled days in Brooklyn for your listening enjoyment. We warn you that some parts are naughty, some parts are silly, but most parts are ridiculous and a little bit incoherent. Our mom’s would be proud. Enjoy.


Episode #2 – Waiting by the phone


Something Found #9

Brett and I talk…
about babies, Gilroy garlic fries, San Francisco, marbles, boobs, Prince, email prowess, 9/11, living abroad, sports, private part “contests”, naked taboo, Brett’s wedding, martial arts, etc, etc…

Audio issues, apparently my mic only does well with whoever is close to it.

Some accompanying material

Wedding boobs photo
Why do men have nipples?
Price Is Right wardrobe Malfunction
Fabulous Price Is Right boob montage I stumbled on

Episode #1 – Girls (S)talk


We finally tell the stories that we have been keeping secret. In particular we let you in on how we stalk, date and seduce boys online. Learn how you can stalk your current crush with a simple google or myspace search. As well, hear our stories of online dating, online flirting and online sex.


Something Found #8

The podcast confessional – some very unfiltered thinking and babble

My amazing friends

Midtown at Christmas

Love and Adoration

Episode #0 – Primer


The goal of our first recording was to create a starting point of sorts, so that if someone found us a long time from now, they could listen to this and skip to the current place in time. We introduce one another, tell the story of how we met (complete with our first emails to one another), the genesis of “Spin the Bottle” and generally chew your ear off.



The first emails:


From: Nicole
To: Dana
Date: Oct 8, 2006 10:30 PM

I was directed to your podcast for the sad news about your relationship (i have sort of a wallowcast all about my break up and the fall out and so i guess now i’m associated with that…oh joy)…wow…WOW! i started at show 1 and i was first struck by your great voice, great recording set up, your joy, your location – honestly new foundland is my next vacation. i decided this a few weeks ago and i’ve been over the moon about it even if it does take a few years to be able to realize it. so of course when i heard that’s where you are, i was immediatly hooked, for my own intel on how to plan my trip. anyway, i just wanted to reach out and tell you that your last show stunned me. having been through an awful break up the past few months, i could relate to so much of what you said and you did it beautifully, and so intimiately i give you much props. of course i’d never wish this on anyone, even if not to feel a litle less alone in the whole mess. but, i’m babbling…this little window is throwing me off. it will get better, your attitude is amazing and you will find something even more perfect for you…though i know myself that when you’re going through it you don’t want to hear any of it. i guess i don’t have much to offer, mostly because i’d feel like a hypocrite. i guess the whole point of this message is to thank you for sharing and to let you know there are many of us out there.

i mentioned your show on my last one. if you have a promo, i’d love to play it. best and take care of yourself!

To: Nicole
From: Dana
Date: Oct 9, 2006 1:38 PM

Hey Nicole


I just listened to your last two shows and Ioved them. And thanks for mentioning me :)


I am thinking that both you and I are sort of in similar places in our lives at the moment. Well, I only have 2 weeks of distance from the breakup so far and basically I think the whole thing sucks! I mean, I know this is the right thing to do but there is just so much up in the air for me. Where will I live? What will I do on Friday nights? How do I get a date? Do I need to shave my legs more ?


See, I am just babbling now :)


So I am unsure if i can ask you completely personal questions, but I guess I will be obnoxious and give it a go anyway. Why did you and your ex-boyfriend break up? You had moved so far to be with him and then BAM!!! I mean, that must of been such a shock for you.


So..you should totally visit Newfoundland. I can tell you anything that you will need to know to make it a great visit. I am sure it will be the complete opposite of NY and NJ. Although I have to admit that for one of my next vacations I have to visit NY. I have been so desperate to go there for so long and I think maybe next year or so I will go there. All I have to do is find someone to go with me. Ugh – that is soo depressing. I am just getting adjusted to doing all of this stuff by myself.


Ok – I am babbling more now so I will shut up :)


Hope to hear from you again
Dana (aka, WankerGirl)

Something Found #7

I start with the lovely sounds of Midtown NYC

Jill Barber

Song "A 7th A Minor"

Jill Barber - Oh Heart - EP - A 7th Minor

Dana and I are brainstorming.
BLARM! is hers.
What do you think of a collaboration?

Something Found #6

The Veltz Family

The Veltz Family



The Awesome Hotel, or generally being unable to find a place to stay

A better way, or to not hunt narwhals

Something Found #5

Dana was here! And she got me a present every day of her trip for my birthday, much like Chanukah! It was fabulous, but you get to hear one of the most upsetting nights…well, not really – just goes to show you how great it is when we get to hang out. We talk a little about what we’ve been up to and totally freak out (kisses to your eardrums). Big thanks to the podosphere for my favorite person in the world – my friend Wankergirl.

Something Found #4

Something Found – this week a listener wrote an impressively love email where questions and comments were itemized for each show I’ve posted. Because I’m lazy and because it inspired some topics for babble – here’s my response.

It was raining out and I’m once again sick, now drink up the airborne and enjoy.

Something Found #3

…forgive me, I fell down a well – that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Free mass transit fare, Pump Energy Kitchen, losing weight, my short hair, being incognito, Fall, time outside with friends (and booze), giggling, Dana / Blarm / Wankergirl, chapstick, being a squatter, beer, THE BEACH, family reunions, swimming in the ocean, chronicling, celebration, “Monopoly" money, MTV’s Fat Camp, being too cool for “that”, Hercules, taking time off when I need it, pleasing myself…

Being sour grapes, taxi strike in NY, smelly boy dirty laundry smell, Boratisms, laundry laziness, bad days at work, feeling burned out, gaining weight, bad photos, migraines, when friends are hurt, being without chapstick, not rinsing after exfoliating, new “Monopoly”, cell phones at summer camp, when take-out goes bad, doing it “wrong”…

To have people do my laundry for me, a haircut, to be uninhibited, a new chapstick, “Monopoly” not to progress, to not be the old person, to fight authority at slumber camp, brown rice with tonight’s dinner, to figure it all out, to do it “right”, feedback on what you Love!…

A few minutes of my long walk in the sand and surf.

Something Found – #2

Semi Precious Weapons
Song: "Rock and Roll Never Looked So Beautiful", by Semi Precious Weapons

Semi Precious Weapons - The Magnetic EP - Rock and Roll Never Looked So Beautiful


Summer in NYC
or why I love air conditioning

The apartment/moving experience to be worth the wait



Something Missing (Something) on Podshow


1 – Something Found

Something Found…
Where I've been and where I'm headed…

Walking – I wander down a mountain and am oddly enamored by the sound of my own footsteps

Insects…or why I own a bug vacuum

I want a ridiculously expensive hairbrush


45 1/2 – Sick

A short dispatch…
This is how nicole is under the influence…
of cold medicine

more chick lit:


45 – Home Improvements

Home Improvements
Thoughts on Dad

Song "Take Me Home" by Adama





Nicole's To Do List:

  • freelance stuff
  • walk the dogs
  • clean my room
  • count to ten in Japaneese
  • del.icio.us

me and a gi

44 – Windy

I recap life on Planet Nicole

5 items I couldn't live without
a few years ago vs. now

a listener weighs in on what might go through the minds of the boys I meet

absinthe in Prague

Song: "Absinthe Minded" by Adrienne Pierce

Adrienne Pierce


fighting off invisible coyotes

Thank You

43 – Larvae

Almost a year…
and meeting new boys

Song: "The End Is At The Beginning", by Vatican DC

Vatican DC - Bugs - Single - The End Is at the Beginning


semi precious weapons video podcast – magnetic baby

fear of the furry slug
my dogs are funny

Song: "That Day", by The Kellys


42 – Wankergirl Comes To NY (Again)

Dana has this fabulous podcast called BLARM!
After listening I decided I had to be her friend
We recap her second NY adventure



41 – George Interrupted

George and I sit outside by a lake and catch up.

Song: "Misery Loves Company" by Bryan Scary & The Shredding Tears

Drug Rug

GOAL! – Link to YouTube video

Trying to bribe the airlines

Brazil !

and just as it seems I'm going to hear a risque and drama-filled tale of Rio, my phone rings…

40 – Home Alone

False starts
Internal Dialogue, Angela Chase, or Schizophrenia
Last Box
Wasted Tickets to see
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
Semi Precious Weapons at Rebel in NYC 4/14
Song: "Saccharine" by Blake Morgan

Blake Morgan - Silencer - Saccharine (Solo)

My observations about the great outsideland

39 – More Wanking in NY

night 3 of Dana's visit
We talk about boys and NY and making friends online
unfiltered, loud laughing and all
I think I shall hold her hostage, I am not ready for her to go home.

38 – Wankergirl Does NY









37 – Body Temperature

The number of the beast
Beastie on my lap
Don't put marbles in your orifices
Brendon Small Rules!
Marble surprise
Wankergirl in NY – Come Hang out Friday, February 23rd
Email me for the details:
missomething at the gmail.com
Stock Valentine's day chat for a wallowcast

Nicole cheeses out and contradicts herself, ignore her
(she says "hit me up" – ewe)