OMG! Where am I?


OMG!  Where am I?



Sure, if you want dead fish under the furniture





Not directly trying to give the human heatstroke, but if blocking the a/c and snuggling against her does, so be it




I don't understand this heat



str8 h8tr


str8 h8tr



paws





  there's a mosquito in here, things have gone a bit "breaking bad"



I’m not supposed to be up here


I'm not supposed to be up here



ha ha, catfish. I get it. Whatever.


Snow Day



Don’t mind the wizard behind the curtain


Don't mind the wizard behind the curtain




It was really all a well executed plot to steal the other side of the bed



a not so subtle reminder that I have claws


a not so subtle reminder that I have claws




I have become obsessed with trying to climb walls. It's not going so well.




Watching the birds outside. Practicing the yoga breathing.




I miss @rojopelo and @wankergirl




These are the gremlin hours



just me, all up in your business and stuff


just me, all up in your business and stuff



Doing my best impersonation of a lima bean


Doing my best impersonation of a lima bean



There’s no YOU in SLEEP. I had purring like a jet engine and pretending to chase my tail in mind.


Snow Day tip: Don’t lick icy flagpoles, your tongue could get thtuck


Snow Day tip: Don't lick icy flagpoles, your tongue could get thtuck



I call shotgun on all the pillows


I call shotgun on all the pillows




I know you'd like to sleep, but I don't want to. If I'm up, you're up. Get it?



Dear Sky, I summon thee to snow harder!


Dear Sky, I summon thee to snow harder!




So, I get brushed (glorified petting) and rewarded with treats for it?! Humans really are so easy to please.




  The city of NY has cheapened my name by calling a snow day before the actual snow has started



@ChazFrench I see your point…I’ll have to sleep on it.


@ChazFrench I see your point...I'll have to sleep on it.




I find it is key to announce yourself loudly upon entering a room to gain attention. Though be prepared to hear "Shhhh" when you do it a lot.




She never let's me chew the wires. May I never find out why.




@ZaphodCamden I'm reading that as your sister's cat his it's own place. #




Guess we won't trying to grow an avocado tree from seed after all www.aspca.org/pet-care/poison-control/plants/avocado.html