Something Found #9

Brett and I talk…
about babies, Gilroy garlic fries, San Francisco, marbles, boobs, Prince, email prowess, 9/11, living abroad, sports, private part “contests”, naked taboo, Brett’s wedding, martial arts, etc, etc…

Audio issues, apparently my mic only does well with whoever is close to it.

Some accompanying material

Wedding boobs photo
Why do men have nipples?
Price Is Right wardrobe Malfunction
Fabulous Price Is Right boob montage I stumbled on

Episode #1 – Girls (S)talk


We finally tell the stories that we have been keeping secret. In particular we let you in on how we stalk, date and seduce boys online. Learn how you can stalk your current crush with a simple google or myspace search. As well, hear our stories of online dating, online flirting and online sex.


Something Found #8

The podcast confessional – some very unfiltered thinking and babble

My amazing friends

Midtown at Christmas

Love and Adoration



  • Brett just called my "dating methods" "totally unsustainable". Something to think about. 
  • I am fairly sure dating can be fun. It seems simple in theory to me, but there appear to be all these rules. I don’t do well with rules. 


deck the halls with nerd


I barely like wearing high heels on my feet and I REALLY don't like footwear furniture, but for some reason this purse gives me joy.  Sadly I don't recall the source and don't have a link where it can be purchased.


  • Dropped my bag off at my friend’s apartment where I’ll be staying through New Years. I cannot wait to find a place of my own!

truly “perfect” children


  • i am marbles – hear me ROAR 



  • @creepysleepy – Is "deck" some new "kewl" word?
  • When Dana is sick, she doesn’t follow direction so well. She is still my hero though


  • Going to IMAP my gmail. I just can’t seem to cut the Outlook loyalty at home. #


  • pistachios are way too salty to eat for breakfast
  • Semi Precious Weapons at Rebel tonight!
  • nails did…hair next. i feel so girly
  • three cheers for blue mascara!


  • He reminded me of Garth Brooks. I find Garth Brooks kinda cute.
  • someone had a pre-fab makeover. Either a stylist or a kit, either way it’s no "She’s All That" 
  • ever blow your nose really hard and unexpectedly a fart sneaks out? can’t really hear when blowing your nose, wonder if anyone heard 
  • Recording with @wankergirl
  • That was SO MUCH FUN

Episode #0 – Primer


The goal of our first recording was to create a starting point of sorts, so that if someone found us a long time from now, they could listen to this and skip to the current place in time. We introduce one another, tell the story of how we met (complete with our first emails to one another), the genesis of “Spin the Bottle” and generally chew your ear off.



The first emails:


From: Nicole
To: Dana
Date: Oct 8, 2006 10:30 PM

I was directed to your podcast for the sad news about your relationship (i have sort of a wallowcast all about my break up and the fall out and so i guess now i’m associated with that…oh joy)…wow…WOW! i started at show 1 and i was first struck by your great voice, great recording set up, your joy, your location – honestly new foundland is my next vacation. i decided this a few weeks ago and i’ve been over the moon about it even if it does take a few years to be able to realize it. so of course when i heard that’s where you are, i was immediatly hooked, for my own intel on how to plan my trip. anyway, i just wanted to reach out and tell you that your last show stunned me. having been through an awful break up the past few months, i could relate to so much of what you said and you did it beautifully, and so intimiately i give you much props. of course i’d never wish this on anyone, even if not to feel a litle less alone in the whole mess. but, i’m babbling…this little window is throwing me off. it will get better, your attitude is amazing and you will find something even more perfect for you…though i know myself that when you’re going through it you don’t want to hear any of it. i guess i don’t have much to offer, mostly because i’d feel like a hypocrite. i guess the whole point of this message is to thank you for sharing and to let you know there are many of us out there.

i mentioned your show on my last one. if you have a promo, i’d love to play it. best and take care of yourself!

To: Nicole
From: Dana
Date: Oct 9, 2006 1:38 PM

Hey Nicole


I just listened to your last two shows and Ioved them. And thanks for mentioning me :)


I am thinking that both you and I are sort of in similar places in our lives at the moment. Well, I only have 2 weeks of distance from the breakup so far and basically I think the whole thing sucks! I mean, I know this is the right thing to do but there is just so much up in the air for me. Where will I live? What will I do on Friday nights? How do I get a date? Do I need to shave my legs more ?


See, I am just babbling now :)


So I am unsure if i can ask you completely personal questions, but I guess I will be obnoxious and give it a go anyway. Why did you and your ex-boyfriend break up? You had moved so far to be with him and then BAM!!! I mean, that must of been such a shock for you. should totally visit Newfoundland. I can tell you anything that you will need to know to make it a great visit. I am sure it will be the complete opposite of NY and NJ. Although I have to admit that for one of my next vacations I have to visit NY. I have been so desperate to go there for so long and I think maybe next year or so I will go there. All I have to do is find someone to go with me. Ugh – that is soo depressing. I am just getting adjusted to doing all of this stuff by myself.


Ok – I am babbling more now so I will shut up :)


Hope to hear from you again
Dana (aka, WankerGirl)


  • first date jitter
  • @wankergirl…let’s hope your mom doesn’t read your twitter
  • food delivery guy just informed me the bandanna I wear is a popular Muslim pattern. I bought it in Italy because it was pretty. neat.


  • I think I want to start collecting bezoars.
  • sex powered solo disco
  • Inside Joke Inside Out – N to L: Can we rent dvd’s later on? L to N: Sure! From where though…I don’t think I have a blockbuster card…




Something Found #7

I start with the lovely sounds of Midtown NYC

Jill Barber

Song "A 7th A Minor"

Jill Barber - Oh Heart - EP - A 7th Minor

Dana and I are brainstorming.
BLARM! is hers.
What do you think of a collaboration?


  •  These are a few of my favorite things