twittered


  • Of course I’ll watch your magic wand #coatcheck 12:05 AM
  • The elephone app is the greatest thing to enter my life in #coatcheck 1:48 AM
  • @charleshope check www.elephanthq.com flashcard sharing 3:14 AM #
  • @charleshope errr you caught my typo. Sitting in #coatcheck sometimes the iq rolls backward. Hence the need/love for elephant app. 3:22 AM #
  • wig sale on fulton http://post.ly/B8Uj 6:48 PM

wig sale on fulton



security kitty both guards and snuggles your belongings


security kitty both guards and snuggles your belongings



twittered


they want a threesome 10:17 PM

they want a threesome



twittered


  • good question 2:02 PM

funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures

  • I’ve been abducted by awesome wankers #wankerfamilynyc 6:04 PM

I've been abducted by awesome wankers #wankerfamilynyc

  • Someone at the dinner table just called their dad a motherfucker and it wasn’t @wankergirl #wankerfamiglianyc 7:28 PM
  • @wankergirl in NYC http://boo.fm/b7315410:39 PM

Listen!

  • my, what lovely lists you all have. thanks for getting me organized :) 11:11 PM
  • @Neilochka bonus points for making it a public list 11:16 PM #


twittered


  • the job applicant who gets hired should throw a bouquet of flowers to the rest of us "never a bride" types for sport. 12:50 PM
  • Man Draws NYC Skyline From Memory After Just One Helicopter Ride 2:06 PM

  • the leaves are the color of taxi cabs 5:17 PM
  • @rlangdon Come on over! 8:17 PM #
  • "aha, you just fingered your shelf" courtesy of @theambershow 8:22 PM


twitter


cardboard boxes are the greatest thing in the universe!


cardboard boxes are the greatest thing in the universe!



twittered


  • Last time I slept at casa de g’ma and g’pa I had my Mom with me. Glad the sun is almost up, so many creaky creepy noises upstairs alone.6:45 AM
  • Trying to imagine how a conversation about feng shui would go with my grand’rnts. I think I’d lose them at "so about that Jesus crucifix over the bed…"  7:19 AM


  • my grandmother just referred to my computer as my "box". yep, just hanging out with my grandparents, playing with my box. 2:45 PM
  • somehow forgot to ask the grand’rnts about this mystery spotted in the backyard today 9:00 PM

somehow forgot to ask the grand'rnts about this mystery spotted in  the backyard today



twittered


  • Bring a friend to #blattbash and they’ll have dreams you are twittering what they say in their sleep. 4:50 PM
  • I love the @rojopelo and the mailman!  6:55 PM

  • I know very little about style, but I know control top tights with a skirt that only covers half your ass is a very bad look. 11:56 PM


twittered


  • RT @robblatt: Party tonight in Park Slope. It’s time for another #blattbash DM for details. 5:23 PM
  • SmOrgy at the #blattbash 9:39 PM

SmOrgy at the #blattbash



twittered


  • it’s 69°F #giggle 12:22 PM
  • @theambershow I know you are but what am I 12:26 PM #
  • I think having one of these in my apartment would improve my quality of life http://bit.ly/4Fsdxz 1:29 PM
  • Bed Stuy Hardware Store Raid http://post.ly/9czt  7:51 PM
  • my crush dressed as a jester, his ex as a princess, his best friend as a woman. I showed up as a crayon. 13 year olds have no sense of irony 9:39 PM


Bed Stuy Hardware Store Raid


Bed Stuy Hardware Store Raid

 

In July I dropped by this Hardware store on Fulton Street (btw Franklin and Bedford) to pick up some "humane" mouse traps.  They didn’t have any, but I was struck at the time by three things.  1.  A very angry customer was arguing with the clerk (owner?) about some paint or varnish he’d purchased there.  2.  He actually knew what kind of trap I was asking for unlike the many other hardware stores I’d tried along the way there.  3.  The place was shocking.  A litter of kittens appeared to be having an amazing time playing among the piles (and I mean piles) of stuff.  Like most stores in the area, the merchandise was behind glass, with a window for the merchant to collect money and pass you your purchases.  The window was completely stuffed with stock, "stuff" was stacked floor to ceiling and the owner was friendly and helpful and clearly knew where every single item was in the apparent chaos.  He stood in the center area of the store, on the same side of the glass as we did and only entered the shop area to dig through his wares and offer up suggestions.  I wondered if he was a hoarder, I wanted to ask a ton of questions, but I just needed a mouse trap and in the midst of an argument with another customer – it wasn’t the right time to try and slip in "How did this happen to your store?"  The neurotic, compulsive problem solver side of me thought of the possibilities of the place after a few days of cleaning.  I was convinced there could be treasure among the plumbing supplies, nails, tools and solvents.  I suppose the romantic, nostalgic part of me appreciated that such a place could stay in business as long as it had.   I’ve passed the place with a certain fondness over the past few months, a sort of mystery mixed with disbelief.

 

Currently Fulton Street is closed from Franklin to Bedford by police as they are emptying the store into trucks.  I heard a few rumors as I tried to figure out what was going on, but I don’t know why there was a rush hour raid on this little shop.  Judging from what I could see and what folks were saying, it might have to do with paint.  It’s sort of bittersweet.  Who knows, maybe the place will re-open tomorrow.  Maybe not. 



twittered


  • Wondering if "Bambi" was a vegetarian propaganda film? 3:00 PM
  • Psst, I can see you yanking at your spanks #coatcheck 2:03 AM
  • Replacing "This isn’t even my borough" for "I’m not even supposed to be here today" #clerks #NYC #Queens #Brooklyn  4:54 PM


twittered




twittered




twittered


LOVE "Eric Sanderson pictures New York – before the City" TED talk 5:08 PM

 



twittered


To friends in Las Vegas – what he said RT @bradfidler To friends in Las Vegas (video) http://is.gd/4k4q7 10:56 PM



I miss him too sometimes


ponderous



twittered




twittered




twittered


Internet: Homework – Get laid in your own zip code 2:35 AM



twittered


Only I could run into a stranger on the way to bathroom and be talked into chanting with them in the hallway (without leaving my house) 9:35 PM



twittered


  • Dear Man on the Moon, aka childhood crush – I personally wish you no harm. Please hide, duck and cover. I love science, but this is scary. 1:01 AM
  • Thanks @randallfever @preppydude @langley @elliottcarlson Looking forward to putting this year behind me, onward HO! Moon’sploding and all. 1:04 AM # # # #
  • Trying to imagine conversations at NASA. Like, have they entertained "What if the moon (or space) fires back?" 7:31 AM
  • Most importantly, assuming it doesn’t fire back and if water is found on the moon – Do I get to go and live there? 7:41 AM
  • "We may have hit a dry hole rather than a wet hole" – NASA (not kidding) 7:44 AM
  • RT @AnnCurry: Let’s just hope any extraterrestrials didn’t get better video of the rocket strike than NASA did. 7:49 AM
  • @Obstructionist Thanks friend! Will you co-author some treaties I’ve been thinking about drafting, just for fun? 11:50 AM #
  • @starmike Thanks Mike! Nobel Prize nomination in Twitter ID switcherage for you :) 11:54 AM #
  • @banannie happy surprises sound awesome. happy surprises for everyone (except for the moon) ! 11:56 AM #
  • @iandrea Thanks and congrats on the 24 hours of p-casting. That is awesome! 12:04 PM #
  • @ZaphodCamden It’s only a rumour, don’t believe everything you hear – I heard there is no pizza outside NY… 12:11 PM #
  • @theambershow Dude, I said I wanted to moon the past year…something got all messed up in translation, what else is new. 12:12 PM #
  • @damiella Thanks, and it’s the thought that counts. Extra gold star for referencing the interview process ;) 12:20 PM #
  • And yes, I plan on being this annoying ALL day, because well, I can. 12:21 PM
  • @deanwhitbread squashed tomatoes and stew? I’m hoping for taffy blueberry fondue…12:33 PM #
  • @orchid8 Go team hot salad dressing. Didn’t realize that was on your page. That was fun and has triggered some major giggles 1:00 PM #
  • @captaincrazy Yes, there are a lot of us. New Years…craziness. 1:02 PM #
  • I have been given use of a step ladder today and I am positively giddy with power, height, and the endless opportunities 1:16 PM
  • @Rojopelo #cliche as it is, this popped into my head. Awww yeah #moonballs ♫ http://blip.fm/~ekohq 1:22 PM #
  • @danpatterson Thanks Dan! and #ff @danpatterson because he’s awesome and his linkedin made a fabulous resource for teaching someone today 1:27 PM #
  • @pasties Thanks chica! I totally licked a yogurt lid in spite earlier, fyi 1:30 PM #
  • RT @charmcitygavin: Any word on whether or not the moon has surrendered to NASA yet? 1:31 PM
  • It’s MY birthday and already staying in and hanging out with my cat seems more appealing then herding numerous. 3:22 PM
  • If you’re awesome, you’ll be at the Russian Vodka room on 52nd at 6ish or @ignitenyc at 8. You’re still awesome if not, just not for today 3:29 PM
  • Dear Food Preparers Not everyone likes their food touching (see LL Cool J in Toys) Barriers, specially when you always did it that way before 4:21 PM
  • Remember Blue Mountain ecards? My mom does… and one may have just made me weep. #geocities 4:35 PM
  • @robblatt @theambershow twitpic.com/kv7iq via @srcutler a fellow frequenter of the Liquid Love 4:37 PM
  • A firefighter just chastised me for rolling my eyes at tourists. I deserved it. Midtown, you make me a monster 6:43 PM
  • Marbles! Vodka! "alien eggs" Bon Jovi and Britney (bitch) 7:06 PM

Marbles! Vodka! "alien eggs" Bon Jovi and Britney (bitch)



I can haz a doppelganger?


twittered


  • @orchid8 Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year, live it up! 10:02 AM #
  • Ya know that feeling when you feel like someone is watching you, unnerving when you turn around and someone is there 10:50 AM

Ya know that feeling when you feel like someone is watching you, unnerving when you turn around and someone is there

 




@selves Congrats on your new kitty additions.




I'm hiding



I Love This


twittered


  • It’s probably a good thing we were taught as children to wish on stars and not the moon (since NASA is going to throw bombs at it and all) 12:59 AM
  • Giant wood staircase for grabs in Williamsburg newyork.craigslist.org/brk/zip/1410317713.html … 3:10 PM
  • #nyc #chelsea #12th ave tomorrow if you see #helicopters flying insanely, it’s just a movie shoot 7am to 7pm 11:09 PM


twittered


  • RT @Swanyay: Damn I wish there was a #realhousewives of Brooklyn..I’m talking about Flatbush, East NY, Bed-Stuy… 10:38 PM
  • like clockwork, fall and spring…anyone else? 11:29 PM