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@wankergirl & @damiella at some media event 9:21 PM


@wankergirl & @damiella at some media event



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  • Apparently the Canadian version of Gremlins involved sodomy. I had no idea. 9:41 PM
  • Could you enjoy fellatio to the following music? current after dinner conversation 10:29 PM

  • @banannie Congrats to Mr. B and family! 11:11 PM #



Call it a manicure all you want, I'm still not going to let you trim my claws



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  • It is a public display of masturbation if you are just thrusting your junk into the metal handcuffs clipped to your underwear. #coatcheck 12:16 AM
  • I hope for the women of the world that if aliens study gender, they don’t make assumptions in nightclubs on Halloween. #coatcheck 12:35 AM
  • Just when I really thought it couldn’t get worse I watched my clock add an hour to the misery 1:21 AM
  • @ChazFrench I have the thankless job of working amongst the drunk majority this evening. 1:32 AM #
  • Everyone wants to be the exception to the rule. 3:18 AM
  • @dannypayne pick one 4:26 AM #
  • cleaning the abode for @wankergirl ‘s stay which starts tomorrow #silverlining 9:03 PM
  • pretty sure if i look in the freezer there is strawberry ice cream inside! 11:46 PM


THIS is how you sit on this chair. Until you get the look down, MY chair.


THIS is how you sit on this chair. Until you get the look down, MY chair.

 

THIS is how you sit on this chair. Until you get the look down, MY chair.