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  • Lying in bed, watching the snow. Days like these I am so glad I sleep with the blinds open. 8:25 AM
  • Ciao, 2009 (retweeting myself) Happy New Years fuzzwads! 8:56 AM

  • Flakey Brooklyn #snowandtell 9:17 AM

  • sometimes you have to nearly respect the audacity of line cutters 9:30 AM
  • RT @orchid8: glad I have Twitter, FB and FF to wish all my friends a happy New Year, but also really wishing we could all be together. 7:14 PM

 



2 snow days in 1 picture


2 snow days in 1 picture



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  • RT @effedparkslope: Also, if it looks like it’s cold out today it’s not: IT’S FUCKING FREEZING. 9:12 AM
  • screw it, I’m going shopping 2:08 PM
  • when the temperature drops this low, I find stating it in Celsius far more satisfying -9.2° 7:41 PM
  • @bklynebeth how charming, a diy-er, she made it herself after all 8:05 PM #
  • Tavern on the Green closing on the 31st. Sad. Random memory being there once in high school taking photos of the NBC page holiday party. 10:25 PM
  • @christinepeel Wondering if there will be a last minute investor or something, feels super wrong 10:31 PM #
  • This prefab sesame chicken noodle bowl tastes like dirty dish water and plastic. #goingtobedwithoutdinner 10:33 PM
  • @arsepoetica link to article – www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-375427 10:41 PM

 



bored


bored



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most satisfying task of the day, brillo-ing a pryex dish back to new 1:39 PM

 



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My mom emailed me a link to a twitter search which led her to a find out why helicopters were flying around her neighborhood.Love it!  6:48 PM

 



are we there yet?


are we there yet?



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  • wii fit as sobriety test! 12:29 AM
  • Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night  10:33 PM

 



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  • @theambershow @robblatt have a safe trip and an awesome vacation! Merry Merry! 10:52 AM #
  • There’s the token nail clipper. What about close quarters with strangers inspires people to groom and fling their dead bits about? 3:24 PM
  • @captaincrazy stay put? point at it and laugh? Ahahahahahaha (sorry!) 3:33 PM #

 




It's a motherfluffing cat on a motherchugging train!



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  • It’s quite possible that my laundromat is using a cut up American flag for a hand towel in the bathroom 12:57 PM

  • when a local date unlocks the far far away badge, you’re doing it wrong 9:36 PM


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  • Ciao, 2009 9:41 PM

  • @30secondlife Thanks! Do it! btw, I was about to ask if I ever met you in the real life and now I know who @30secondlife is, FUNNY! 9:48 PM #

 



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Really, I’d rather you not shovel at all then start on 2 day old snow after 11:00 at night. #douchenozzle 11:32 PM

 



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  • Cops and neighbors trying to push a car stuck on my street. Where have the plows been? 12:23 AM
  • Now the cop van is stuck. The windowsill is more entertaining than SNL. 12:28 AM
  • @a_smith there are now 4 stuck cars. It’s more amusing than Sesame Street! 12:35 AM #
  • The cat has joined me in the windowsill watching the cars get stuck. 12:40 AM

  • Times Square traffic cam 1:00 AM

  • I fully expect to be woken up shortly by a crash resulting from this parking fail 2:01 AM

  • Fighting the urge to jump in undisturbed snow #snowandtell 1:16 AM

snow slide

  • It really turns me off when services I like pull the old follow and unfollow trick to up their follower numbers. #nerdturnoff 11:41 AM
  • Me: "You know the Survivor finale is tonight?" Mom: "You totally ruined my night, now I’m not making honey balls, screw it." 7:22 PM
  • Every year since starting the tradition of making a family calendar I swear I will take more photos the next, instead I seem to take fewer, 11:07 PM
  • year I also won’t wait so long to put it together. Always so downright sad to remove the birthday’s of those who’ve passed. 11:10 PM

 



Ciao, 2009


It seems unorthodox to publish a short encapsulation of 2009 with a near two weeks still left in the year, but anxious as I am to bury this one in the sea… I'm letting it go.

 

It wasn't all for naught, I'm not bidding the past 350+ days adieu without any fondness, some of the brighter moments are captured here.

 

 



Push Harder! …They’re not pushing hard enough…


Push Harder! ...They're not pushing hard enough...



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  • @candasse happy birthday to yoooou! 12:29 AM #
  • @cheloreilly if you bought it with a transit card or ATM\credit card they can send you the difference. Call the MTA 12:30 AM #
  • As the final flames of #blattbash burn down… Thanks always @theambershow and @robblatt 12:58 AM

  • Cab driver getting down to early 90s Warrant (not "Heanen") fighting the urge to sing along 1:17 AM
  • my better sense seems to think getting groceries before it starts snowing is what i should be doing right now. my hangover does not agree. 9:32 AM
  • triple layered for warmth 10:23 AM

  • There is no Tang in this aisle. Then what is a "new age" drink? 11:00 AM

 



I’ll show you a snowpocalypse


I'll show you a snowpocalypse



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  • robot nativity! www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35360665 11:06 AM
  • @rojopelo tres chic! 11:43 AM #
  • @daniella I am loving the P’s and Q’s store. brilliant stuff 12:04 PM #
  • @cc_chapman and thanks to you now I have too. that santa fella is DARK! 2:28 PM #
  • phone interview up next, then #blattbash prep 4:02 PM
  • @ChrisCavs you have been heard, viva la #blattbash 2010, but first, 2009 6:28 PM #
  • I suppose a wishing on a yellow cab is a bit too much 7:30 PM

 



having a good think


having a good think



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  • FDA panels on social media available until tomorrow. RT @mitchjoel: 1/3 of Americans use Social Media for health: http://bit.ly/8SHbe5 10:09 PM

 



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best unintentional pun "incest is such a relative term" (overheard) 1:51 PM

 



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  • annoyance is having a Christmas song stuck in my head 12:07 PM
  • @ZaphodCamden no! will not spread the ear worm 12:14 PM #
  • Fairly sure tracking your family tree back to 1500 will convince you that we’re all related. Apparently Raquel Welch and I share ancestors 1:08 PM

 



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  • @mattgunn Welcome to NYC! 9:41 PM #
  • @mattgunn Savor the honeymoon! The city can get a little Ike Turner on your ass from time to time, but there’s a little Tina in all of us 10:24 PM #

 



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Tucking in to watch the FDA hearings on social media, available until Dec 18th. www.fda.gov/AboutFDA/CentersOffices/CDER/ucm184250.htm 12:20 PM 

 



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  • Not having lunch on 8th ave today for @wankergirl 12:52 PM
  • I think I just blew away 1:09 PM
  • as it turns out, a fishplant is not a tree on which fish grow 10:19 PM

 



absurd ads


 

 

I wish all tv commercials made me laugh as much as these two.

 



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  • Not sure six words from a stranger have ever stung so much as "You look like a cat person" 5:19 PM
  • @faboomama I see a big difference between living with a cat and being a "cat person" #thankyouverymuch :) 7:53 PM #

 



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  • am in love with my shoes today 3:42 PM

plaid shoes

  • hovering helicopter, oh how you annoy 8:59 PM
  • Go NJ! one step closer to equal! human! rights! 11:01 PM