I find it is key to announce yourself loudly upon entering a room to gain attention. Though be prepared to hear "Shhhh" when you do it a lot.



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  • Listening to the house creak, the cat stir, cars pass, drunks coming home. Haven't missed insomnia, but slightly charmed by it's familiarity 4:44 AM
  • @foodphilosophy well good morning chickadee. happy early tomorrow! 4:52 AM #
  • @foodphilosophy Even though I'm far more amenable in pjs, limited to 140 keystrokes, let's make a plan to meet up soon! 5:10 AM #
  • Been building my "dream house" in my head all night. If I had some drawing abilities to untrap it from my noggin I would be asleep by now 5:24 AM
  • double take. pube dye at the pharmacy. 2:34 PM

  • Taylor Swift is way more endearing when Kanye is around to shut her up. 8:27 P
  • Was Beyonce too busy studying Alanis lyrics to come out and accept her award earlier? 8:35 PM
  • Pink is getting everyone's fancy hair and dresses wet. Ha! Wonder if they gave out parkas like at the old Gallagher shows 8:46 PM
  • @usermac Yes, it looked awesome. But I giggle at the thought of being caught in a sudden rainstorm at the Grammy's. 8:53 PM #
  • Miley gets my vote to be on the cast of Jersey Shore 8:55 PM
  • Are those the actual robots that sing the autotone for the Black Eyed Peas on stage? 8:59 PM
  • @kspidel There's nothing to spoil. Great start with Lady Gaga, downhill since, now we wait for the last revolution in music, the MJ tribute 9:05 PM #
  • @kspidel There is no 3rd dimension on this tv 9:09 PM

  • botox should add the benefit of not showing disappointment at awards shows to its marketing 9:20 PM
  • @kspidel #sobergrammys Probably why I don't foresee the ability to see it through to the end 9:23 PM #
  • RT @PerryEdwards I fully believe that next year @preciousweapons will be up for some Grammys. #Grammys 8:52 PM
  • Gasp. I fear I crossed over to where my parents were when they would watch the Grammy's with me years ago and shake their heads. 9:37 PM
  • Dear Grammys, thanks for telling me exactly how long I have to tune out. 9:41 PM
  • I wonder if MJ would have passed on any of the folks "singing with him" currently 9:56 PM
  • Free Willy! 9:57 PM
  • @sukhjit YES! Registered. Though it's a bit cold for Shake Shack, lemme know if you have some "free time" to say hello too! 10:56 PM #
  • @sukhjit you always have a place here with me ya know #openinvite    11:00 PM #


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    • @ZaphodCamden I think it has to do with my bumping in to them randomly with some frequency. And having introduced them with equal randomness 12:32 AM #
    • I'm fairly sure if giant robots were outside smashing cars there'd be mention on twitter. Robot wars seem to be local. WTF is that racket? 4:30 AM



    She never let's me chew the wires. May I never find out why.



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    • @chriscavs blasphemy. My grandparents (and I) disagree. I add a spoonful just after it starts to simmer (when I add tomato paste). 4:52 PM #
    • @ChrisCavs That stuff isn't fit for human consumption. Hand-make a big pot and freeze it in small containers. The jar stuff is blech. 4:58 PM #
    • When I get a craving this strong for Friendly's I'm nearly glad there are none in Brooklyn. 7:17 PM
    • bridal showers are such a scam 7:58 PM
    • @faboomama I have a huge family, just gets ridiculous. Gonna have to sell my organs for the gift orgies required to "celebrate the love" 8:12 PM #
    • @faboomama I'm just going to start formally celebrating birthdays and demanding birthday showers in advance of the celebration. 8:21 PM #
    • Just been informed that an ex's girlfriend refers to me as their "spirit animal". I've been called a lot of things, but never that before. 8:34 PM
    • This is so awesomely bizarre www.flickr.com/photos/nypl/4056410952 11:01 PM
    • I should probably feel bad for wanting to see the John Edwards sex tape. 11:07 PM


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    • #sexkids thanks at @theskint for my new favorite hashtag
    • "Why the fuck would I vajazzle? That's like decorating the thunderdome" courtesy of @patricec
    • Shit, missed the Idiotarod AGAIN
    • anyone in NYC or Brooklyn renting or subletting a room? Trying to help a friend.
    • @theskint I think some of us misheard you when you arrived #


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    • RT @wankergirl Video: WankerGirl Talks RoadCamp – www.roadcamp.org/2010/01/wankergirl-talks-roadcamp #roadcamp 10:50 AM 
    • He admitted he was putting notes that say "BEDBUGS" on it so that no one would take it while he went to get his car. #talkingtostrangers 4:38 PM
    • Pac-Man graffiti makes me happy 4:47 PM

    Pac-Man graffiti makes me happy

    • Wondering what Zach Galifianakis is shooting in my hood. If Hangover 2 has scenes in Bed Stuy my parents might finally come to visit. 5:16 PM
    • Judging by the holy-crap foot-candle-age, I'd venture to say they're making movies in there 5:27 PM

    Judging by the holy-crap foot-candle-age, I'd venture to say they're making movies in there

    • @damiella Could be. Regardless, I'm taking it that the universe seems to be urging me to get my ass back in gear at the Y. 5:36 PM #
    • currently feeling a bit like a cog without a mechanism #sparepartssyndrome 9:51 PM


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    80's bangs! on 12seconds.tv

    • Mr President, why are you yelling at me?

     



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    • Dear future self: Remember to lay off the caffeine on Mondays. Tuesday AM is garbage/recycling pick up and thus you are kept up all night… 12:17 AM
    • @foodphilosophy You know the racket I speak of…I think there must be meetings where they agree not to take everything on first pass… 1:13 AM #
    • RT @unemployedbklyn Another way job seeking is like dating. The Waiting Game: unemployedbrooklyn.blogspot.com/2010/01/waiting-game.html 3:07 PM
    • If ever there was a time for Kanye to storm a stage and interrupt, I'm thinking the Oprah taping with Ted Haggard would have been brilliant 4:57


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    • Currently having trouble focusing on work thanks to my Justin Timberlake induced boner 12:31 PM
    • sideways rain! 12:35 PM
    • @banannie holla 12:42 PM #
    • seems a bit warm for sleet, but fairly sure there's not an unannounced ticker tape parade 12:44 PM
    • The follow unfollow game is really turns me off. Gonna start naming names or deactivate notifications, don't make me pull this car over! 2:52 PM
    • Your relationship will be canceled on save – somethingfound.net/?p=2278 3:14 PM
    • @ZaphodCamden For me it was a great way to find interesting people to follow. Sadly, it's been mostly spammers and follow-baiters lately. 3:34 PM #
    • @damiella Yep. Wish I could black out my personal counts like I have on twitter.com in 3rd party apps . Hate twitter as a scoreboard. (IMHO) 4:33 PM #
    • @jeffhinz wah! at least you get skitch. 5:00 PM #
    • @jeffhinz just rub it in why dontcha! 5:20 PM #
    • wondering aloud if AT&T can/will support tethering before exclusivity ends 5:41 PM
    • @suchaEFNladii @Bigmarq54 Looks like falling debris abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=7237919 6:43 PM
    • Museum Visitor FAIL www.nytimes.com/2010/01/26/arts/design/26picasso.html in which klutz falls into a Picasso, leaving a 6 inch tear 6:56 PM
    • possibly the stupidest question you'll ever be asked – somethingfound.net/?p=2314 7:31 PM
    • @chriscavs 24 could beat up Top Gear! 9:05 PM #
    • RT @philcampbell audioBoo: the road less travelled is lined with epic media moments #roadcamp boo.fm/b93315 6:31 PM


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    • Currently having trouble focusing on work thanks to my Justin Timberlake induced boner 12:31 PM
    • sideways rain! 12:35 PM
    • @banannie holla 12:42 PM #
    • seems a bit warm for sleet, but fairly sure there's not an unannounced ticker tape parade 12:44 PM
    • The follow unfollow game is really turns me off. Gonna start naming names or deactivate notifications, don't make me pull this car over! 2:52 PM
    • Your relationship will be canceled on save – somethingfound.net/?p=2278 3:14 PM
    • @ZaphodCamden For me it was a great way to find interesting people to follow. Sadly, it's been mostly spammers and follow-baiters lately. 3:34 PM #
    • @damiella Yep. Wish I could black out my personal counts like I have on twitter.com in 3rd party apps . Hate twitter as a scoreboard. (IMHO) 4:33 PM #
    • @jeffhinz wah! at least you get skitch. 5:00 PM #
    • @jeffhinz just rub it in why dontcha! 5:20 PM #
    • wondering aloud if AT&T can/will support tethering before exclusivity ends 5:41 PM
    • Museum Visitor FAIL www.nytimes.com/2010/01/26/arts/design/26picasso.html in which klutz falls into a Picasso, leaving a 6 inch tear 6:56 PM
    •  @chriscavs 24 could beat up Top Gear! 9:05 PM #


    Humor Me


    Last week someone visiting the Metropolitan Museum of Art fell into a Picasso (valued at over $100 million), resulting in a 6 inch tear in the front of the canvas.

    Story Link: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jan/25/picasso-painting-metropolitan-museum-art

    Beyond thinking, "So glad that wasn't me", Laura posed a question so absurd – I had to share:

     




    Your relationship will be canceled on save


     

     

    My last break-up as finalized on Facebook.  I came across the screen grab in my "to file" folder (this is not recent) and it gave me a bit of a giggle.  I've since hidden the "relationship status" and can't imagine updating it with the status and person I'm connected to ever again.  Who needs the added drama when a relationship ends (or the dreaded conversation about when it's time to declare the end on Facebook)? 

    At the time when I "canceled" said relationship I found it both hilarious and agonizing that I was given the option "Don't Cancel Relationship" as if it all came down to selecting one or the other.



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    • Corey Hart is lost on this generation. There are entirely too many guys wearing sunglasses inside at nearly 2am 1:51 AM
    • Incidentally I have made the executive decision to close #coatcheck for lack of hangers (or the will to go on) 1:53 AM
    • @StevenAlleyn my guess – ran out of Visene. 1:58 AM #
    • @MeadowsLing in the immortal words of Fiona Apple "The world is bullshit" 2:06 AM #
    • The biggest travesty is craving romance like I do and yet finding myself saying I have a boyfriend on Saturday nights. #mytwistedreality 4:22 AM
    • How do 4 people lose their car keys in one night? 4:37 AM
    • Amendment to previous post: open to romance would be more accurate, craving is an overstatement and indication of a tired brain. 4:48 AM
    • No bagels shops between here and home open before 6am. #sonofabitch 5:08 AM
    • Yikes NYC, busy night of crime http://gothamist.com/map/ 7:31 AM
    • America's Home Videos should be retitled Near Snuff Films, USA. Idiocracy is happening. 7:03 PM



    @ZaphodCamden I'm reading that as your sister's cat his it's own place. #




    Guess we won't trying to grow an avocado tree from seed after all www.aspca.org/pet-care/poison-control/plants/avocado.html



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    • @ncsuemme haven't seen it, we should plot a trial 12:56 AM #
    • brain, brain go away. come again another day (preferably before 3am) 3:07 AM
    • watching my internets get fixed 3:31 PM

    • Last night I dreamed I had 4 kids, was a horrible parentt, and @wyclef gave me parenting advice like "The Nanny". Weird. 3:41 PM
    • I love coming out to look at the line, watching the girls shivering because they don't want to pay for #coatcheck 11:04 PM


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    • @joiseymike maybe if you showed your peepers some love they'd work with you, not against you 10:25 AM #
    • @EmilysPearl The gcal has an embed code itself. Left column – My Calendars/Settings 11:43 AM #
    • RT @Pishba About time. IMF giving $100mil grant/not a loan to #Haiti and #IMF head calling for a Marshall Plan. #fb www.huffingtonpost.com/dominique-strausskahn/why-we-need-a-marshall-pl_b_432919.html 11:47 AM
    • #shortyawards @gracepiper #food she can pull off a recipe in 140 and make my mouth water 1:08 PM
    • 3 trains to go 2 miles. Kills me every time. 7:11 PM
    • F Brooklyn Bowl. $5 cover then you tell us there's a several hour wait for a lane. F you! 8:23 PM
    • @nikkiana yep, and like suckers we're still waiting for a table 8:46 PM #


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    • The magnets in my head must have been extra strong tonight. iphone mysteriously dead. Dead-dead. Backup 1st gen, wifi and skype til a.m. 1:07 AM
    • f today. srsly. 9:31 AM
    • @cc_chapman [insert inspirational missive here] It has to get better, right? Hope it's begun improving for you 9:59 AM #
    • Who wants to be my Habitat for Humanity building buddy and faux Valentine? habitatnyc.kintera.org/faf/home/default.asp?ievent=338765 11:56 AM
    • I resent this song for it's optimistic message and motherly advice. Yet, I'm listening to it. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ji4xp 1:33 PM
    • farmers are sexy and cows with names produce more milk www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL_DAF6V-A0 3:59 PM
    • @theambershow Favorite quinoa recipe: 2 part water (1/2 broth), 1 part grain. I also like to add peas or sautéed spinach/garlic 5:28 PM #
    • Why don't landromat machines accept bills exactly? 6:07 PM
    • @theambershow Yep, you got it. Actually started with experimenting with quinoa back when I had principles and didn't eat rice. 6:09 PM #
    • @foodphilosophy Ha! I'm going to call you quarter hoarder. If not just in my head. 6:10 PM #
    • @ncsuemme SHOW OFF! (that's just a few too blocks too far from me to haul laundry, but TEMPTING) 6:11 PM #
    • @kosso Ha! (headsmack) 6:17 PM #
    • @ZaphodCamden Ha! You just reminded me of a time in college when I tried to pay for the train with 85 pennies (the guy in the booth said no) 6:21 PM #
    • Funky smell in the air in Bed Stuy. I prefer maple syrup. 6:25 PM
    • @ncsuemme Can you smell the strong mustard-like smell? (maybe it's all in my head, but I can't get it out of my nostrils) 6:44 PM #
    • @foodphilosophy quarter hoarding banana eater! 7:05 PM #
    • @chriscavs Wow, that's impressive, congrats! That's like losing the weight of a person, I think that's the weight limit on car booster seats 9:42 PM #


    mirror mirror on the wall…


    mirror mirror on the wall...



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    • waiting is the hardest part 2:54 PM
    • ordered delivery from 2 blocks outside a 10 block delivery radius. cautiously optimistic before I claim victory! 5:44 PM
    • @chowdown Confession: I never watched Seinfeld 5:58 PM #
    • Delivery success, Order fail. I can't believe I forgot to tell them no sour cream. 6:16 PM
    • If I ask you what color the sky is and you respond with driving directions to Tulsa #whatwevegothereisfailuretocommunicate 7:24 PM
    • tea just sprayed out of my nose. blogs.tampabay.com/juice/2010/01/the-new-alaska-nanooks-hockey-intro-is-full-of-win.html via @langley 8:41 PM
    • @orchid8 When reality bites you hard, just morph into a bear, blast some sweet Top Gun tunes and blow up the planet! 8:58 PM #


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    • @preciousweapons I may already have the songs, but fuck it, bought the EP :) semi precious weapons on itunes, search it, buy it, work it. 12:33 AM #
    • @preciousweapons Surprise! Hadn't heard these songs quite like this before. Brilliant! Breathlessly awaiting March, lions and lambs and SPW 12:43 AM #
    • @theambershow Have faith that they are listening. May take them 10 years or more to heed the advice, but it gets stored somewhere. 1:45 AM #
    • New Blog Post: Past Roadtrip Memories www.roadcamp.org/2010/01/238/ 9:46 AM
    • @robblatt So happy for you! Congrats! 11:44 AM
    • I have just one message for the sky- Don't even think of raining until I have returned with groceries 4:02 PM
    • @MarkDykeman way too warm for snow 4:07 PM #


    I think I found an ancestor


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    • @philcampbell Feliz Cumpleaños! 12:40 AM
    • No scummy club photographer, you may not take my photo. (I am sober and I have read the terms of your site) #coatcheck 1:39 AM
    • Funny how the people who feel the need to tell me they will tip me "later" are the ones who never do. #coatcheck 1:42 AM
    • Even better, if using stock photos, would still seemingly violate contract re defamatory use mashable.com/2010/01/17/fbi-bin-laden 1:47 AM
    • I assume all the couples who insist on dancing directly in front of #coatcheck want a threesome. Cuz that's how my brain works. 2:29 AM
    • @martinemde #coatcheck is the closet where I spend Saturday nights :) 2:48 AM #
    • Whoah, It must be cold at the Golden Globes. All hail Nicole Kidman's nips! 8:06 PM
    • The golden globes are being relentless with the loser shots, worse, I'm eating it up. 8:12 PM
    • What the heck is Michael C. Hall wearing atop his head? 8:19 PM
    • @thatdrew I had no idea. Rock that cap Michael C. Hall! 8:23 PM #
    • Is it 9 yet? I'd like to switch over to 24 now. 8:32 PM
    • Colin Farrell's eyebrows both fascinate and frighten me 9:01 PM
    • Kiefer! 9:05 PM
    • Confession: Drew Barrymore charms me and I find her adorable. Ok, back to 24! 9:17 PM
    • Oh, it's guy who looks like Clive Owen and sort of sounds like him but isn't…shit, can't stop flipping back and forth. 9:24 PM
    • RT @pfanderson Think about who is permitted to say what where online regarding health, who SHOULD be, & comment at #FDASM register fdasm.com #hcsm 9:58 PM #
    • Does 24 have a new director this season or have I just begun to notice the bad acting? 10:06 PM


    I am the rustling in your nightstand


    I am the rustling in your nightstand



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    • @ChrisCavs @mdesjardins gives @gypsybandito the credit for #roadcamp 6:59 PM
    • Nothing tastes quite right on #coatcheck nights, must be the overwhelming taste of misery 11:27 PM


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    Brooklyn as represented in proximity to Times Square in the official 2010 visitor guide.




    Likes snuggling. Dislikes static electricity.



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    Enjoying the break from the HOLY SHIT cold. Could almost pass for Spring today.