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  • I really wish I could filter out certain terms, particularly sxsw #spoilsport 2:51 PM
  • The Ikea FRÄCK mirror has but one warning… 4:49 PM

The Ikea FRÄCK mirror has but one warning...

  • OUCH! This causes extreme sympathy pain.  7:38 PM

  • @RhiannonSL could be cool, keep the twitters posted! 8:17 PM #
  • The dumbass who decided to cook lentil soup for dinner after 8pm is hungry 8:44 PM
  • captaincrazy do you have the address for hell? i have something i need to mail there #lentils 9:25 PM


my mom’s favorite


 

My Mom still cites this video as her favorite video I've linked her to so I figured I'd dust it off and post it here. 

She's probably just proud I keep my bed made.

Music from Macross Plus
"Jade"
www.amazon.com/Macross-Plus-Original-Soundrack-Vol/dp/B00005JH55
For the record my mattress is not yellow, it's one of those "space material" toppers



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  • The E.T. theme makes me happy 12:04 AM
  • For the first time I almost felt like a member of the academy. I think I agreed with all the big ones. hehehehe, I said big ones. 12:05 AM
  • @Sherry78 Awesome. I almost followed up with a Mary Poppins theme makes me happy repeatweet. But you covered it! 12:07 AM #
  • @Documentally I say Good Night Sunday 1:23 AM #
  • I am more partial to bodegas which have certain smells. I've just realized my favorite smells like the basement of my childhood church. Odd. 6:18 PM
  • @dfrw Thanks for the pass 6:24 PM #
  • @rojopelo Oh man, just made mixed that amazing butter you made in some rice that I had with salmon and broccoli. Holy Moly YUM! Thank you! 7:59 PM
  • A bit nostalgic for the late Ms. Sanderson Poopers this evening 10:55 PM

my little warriors



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  • Thank you Benedict for your indulgent egg goodness! 2:35 PM
  • The Manhattan Bridge has dingleberries 2:46 PM

The Manhattan Bridge has dingleberries

  • @theAmberShow 007 3:06 PM
  • anyone have a link where the oscars are being streamed? 7:10 PM
  • The Canadian water trap goes like this – unplug the light source in the room and set a bowl of water on the nightstand. Works like a charm! 7:25 PM
  • @rojopelo @banannie Thanks for the links! 7:27 PM #
  • My parents discover Channel 7 is out. Mom "Fongool!" Dad "What about Hulu?" 8:34 PM
  • My mom is watching the Oscars on justin.tv. 8:54 PM
  • Oh shit, a foreigner, cue the orchestra 9:38 PM
  • and "the breathiest speech of the night" award goes to… 9:52 PM
  • It's almost amusing how many fights I've had in my head with all of you watching the Oscars "together" 11:53 PM



I miss @rojopelo and @wankergirl



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  • "Your parents have developed a symbiotic relationship with bats" ( via @rojopelo ) 9:45 AM
  • functionally eccentric is the new black. 11:24 AM
  • "and then he took it 27 steps too far and the bear ate him" -@wankergirl 11:48 AM Mar 6th
  • Geneva is the Denver of Europe 12:04 PM
  • Popular Individual Eyelash 3:01 PM

Popular Individual Eyelash

  • slippery radish 3:34 PM
  • @wankergirl is this "derivative" 3:50 PM

@wankergirl is this "derivative"

  • "who was the first person to throw sneakers up on wires? Because, dude, that is international" @wankergirl 3:53 PM
  • Wandering Bushwick and environs 4:21 PM

Wandering Bushwick and environs

  • @wankergirl this art hurts my ears #artmartyr 4:34 PM #
  • your improv makes me uneasy 4:59 PM


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  • I tried an app for lulling my brain to sleep. I kept giggling because the dude struck me as pervy. Now I'm wide awake and unhypnotisable 2:28 AM
  • I think there is something inherintly pervy about hypnotism. normally wouldn't be a bad thing, but how does one keep a straight face? 2:34 AM
  • It's not that I expect NYC to sleep, but there has got to be a stealthier way to pick up the trash. 2:48 AM
  • Is this a test? 11:10 AM
  • at the greatest bar ever. 9:19 PM

at the greatest bar ever.




These are the gremlin hours



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just me, all up in your business and stuff


just me, all up in your business and stuff



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  • @charleshope I will forever hear what I heard as crickets as taxi noises now. Crazy! 12:36 AM #
  • Now that coyotes have discovered life below midtown, will they ever go north again? nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/03/the_coyotes_have_invaded_chels.html?mid=daily-intel–20100303 4:57 PM
  • I'll make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich if you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich first. 5:23 PM
  • @chriscavs deal, but you have to pick it up at the deli 5:36 PM #
  • Also if someone could reset my router that would be swell. Snow Day and I are temporarily on strike and not leaving my bed for awhile 5:51 PM
  • Fact: It is impossible to reset a router from another room with your mind. Not for lack of trying. 6:10 PM
  • The original Office is on Hulu. I suspect it will take me until Season 2 to adjust to the accents. First go took til the Christmas Special 9:01 PM
  • Gareth vs. Dwight 9:52 PM
  • @theAmberShow it's even more awesome when your landlord gets tired of the tickets and starts auditing your trash bags 11:11 PM #
  • Tim vs. Jim 11:34 PM


Doing my best impersonation of a lima bean


Doing my best impersonation of a lima bean



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  • 24 gives me a stress boner 1:25 PM
  • @damiella He can leave his bra home 1:52 PM #
  • @orchid8 Pluto #denier 8:42 PM #
  • The sadness of missing SXSW again is subsiding with more and more awesome weekend plans. 9:51 PM
  • @ChristopherMast Your girlfriend sounds like a keeper. All the cool kids do it with a spoon! 9:55 PM #
  • Why does the smoke monster make circus and camping noises? #lost 9:59 PM


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@robblatt is upset by this lady"s "smug smile" everytime he is at Ikea

@robblatt is upset by this lady"s "smug smile"  everytime he is at Ikea



sweet dreams