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  • My 10 year old cousin has Fabio as her cell phone wallpaper #
  • I want candy #
  • I feel as though the #coatcheck may have followed me, or maybe I forgot what Saturday nights at home sound like. #
  • I especially love the nights when I find myself thinking, just don't let me get shot through my window #


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  • at least the cat stopped nagging me 10:02 AM
  • I'd really like to leave the house, but in order to do that I need to shower. Too bad the tub is full of drano and water and will not drain 2:52 PM
  • Thanks Martha! Now I just need a chicken and the occasion to put it to sleep. 3:46 PM

  • @ChefMark I might be borrowing "p.s. I'm on a horse" as an occasional email signoff 4:01 PM #
  • Mister Softee trucks with heavily tinted windows. Only in my hood. 4:38 PM
  • The mayor of 367  5:18 PM

The mayor of 367

  • Basically a where's waldo of all the ways @wankergirl rocks my world 5:32 PM

Basically a where's waldo of all the ways @wankergirl rocks my world

  • A girl just plopped down ten feet from me and is now in full on lotus meditating. Fighting the urge to throw rocks at her. 5:35 PM
  • Fort Greene Park 5:53 PM

Fort Greene Park

  • @selves I think my negative energy alone chased her off ;) 5:54 PM #
  • @HitOrMissJudy one of these lazy days we should combine forces, rock fights are better fought in numbers 6:24 PM #
  • oh hai urban chickens 6:34 PM

oh hai urban chickens

  • I'm pretty sure there is a light saber fight going down in the apartment across the street. #ICanSeeInYourWindows 10:30 PM


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  • my bullshit detector is an over-active tear-duct detector. what is that all about? #
  • OMG, I have a mystery rickroll tab. I get rickroll'd everytime I restart firefox. Damn you Rick Astley! #
  • it looks a bit as though he's buried on the moon http://post.ly/X7XD #
  • GPS cemetary blackout http://post.ly/X5xo #
  • Surprise family clan visit! Speed dishwashing! #
  • And then my cable went down…again. ARGH! #
  • @cc_chapman Wishing you a speedy recovery! Post-knee-sugery tip: Don't sit on the floor to puke afterwards, you won't be able to get back up in reply to cc_chapman #
  • The sky is such a happy shade of periwinkle today #


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  • The sky is such a happy shade of periwinkle today 12:24 PM
  • @cc_chapman Wishing you a speedy recovery! Post-knee-sugery tip: Don't sit on the floor to puke afterwards, you won't be able to get back up 12:33 PM #
  • And then my cable went down…again. ARGH! 12:43 PM
  • Surprise family clan visit! Speed dishwashing! 3:12 PM
  • GPS cemetary blackout 4:09 PM

GPS cemetary blackout

  • it looks a bit as though he's buried on the moon 6:32 PM

it looks a bit as though he's buried on the moon

  • OMG, I have a mystery rickroll tab. I get rickroll'd everytime I restart firefox. Damn you Rick Astley!  8:07 PM