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Not directly trying to give the human heatstroke, but if blocking the a/c and snuggling against her does, so be it



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  • I really need sunglasses. This is burned in my eyes. http://post.ly/kf4w #
  • using the mute feature on Nigel. I'd say to guess what I don't care to hear about, but I wouldn't see it. #lemmings #
  • waking up is hard to do #


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  • my a/c seems to make more noise than it does cold #
  • @faboomama I too have to price it all out and see what's realistic, but…I think it has to be done. sxsw annex India and pure joy in reply to faboomama #
  • today's highlight – friend telling me her 3 and 1/2 year old shushed her in church and told her to "be quiet and listen to the king speak" #
  • @faboomama YES! we need to make it happen! #
  • @Otir Thanks for sharing, so sweet! I noticed on twitter it was a fantastic day for your family. You look stunning in that dress! in reply to Otir #
  • @mtkr I'm a regular PSA against wet rat-dom. I think my hair is finally dry, glad you made it. in reply to mtkr #
  • I have gotten it in my head I need to go to India to celebrate Holi next year. Possible SXSW alternative. You know you want to. #
  • @mtkr I am smooshed in a doorway waiting for it to let up. DRINK in reply to mtkr #
  • Goodie, maybe I'll get struck by lightning too #
  • Yeap. Pouring. And I'm wearing white #
  • Oh so tired and cranky too. Hoping the rain can wait for whatever subway fail awaits. #
  • Motorcades stress me out. Wonder if it's any better being in them #
  • @durinda where you at? in reply to durinda #


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  • I hate to be so unsympathetic, but how long does it really take to get a sick person off a train and restore service? #fartoofuckinglong #



I don't understand this heat



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  • Sometimes I get scared crossing crowded intersections that a driver is going to lose it and jam on the gas. Clearly I think like a maniac. #
  • it's official, I now hate being in union square for the same reasons I can't tolerate times square. #NYC #peoplelivehereyaknow #
  • pharmacies that stock midol up or down a flight of stairs are cruel #


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  • Sometimes I get scared crossing crowded intersections that a driver is going to lose it and jam on the gas. Clearly I think like a maniac. #
  • it's official, I now hate being in union square for the same reasons I can't tolerate times square. #NYC #peoplelivehereyaknow #
  • pharmacies that stock midol up or down a flight of stairs are cruel #


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  • @CyprusBLU as bizarre and horribly as it came, it's gone today. thanks! in reply to CyprusBLU #
  • Just stumbled upon the strangest building by the UN. Wanted to take pictures but chickened out. #
  • Some days I cut underneath http://post.ly/jhOt #
  • @dfrw the bed wears both. Come to think of it, the bed has quite an extensive vocabulary for it's wardrobe. in reply to dfrw #
  • @dfrw i have never heard the term bunk garments before. do you wear bunk garments or does your bed wear them? in reply to dfrw #
  • I like the word bedclothes. #


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  • @CyprusBLU as bizarre and horribly as it came, it's gone today. thanks! in reply to CyprusBLU #
  • Just stumbled upon the strangest building by the UN. Wanted to take pictures but chickened out. #
  • Some days I cut underneath http://post.ly/jhOt #
  • @dfrw the bed wears both. Come to think of it, the bed has quite an extensive vocabulary for it's wardrobe. in reply to dfrw #
  • @dfrw i have never heard the term bunk garments before. do you wear bunk garments or does your bed wear them? in reply to dfrw #
  • I like the word bedclothes. #


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  • 16 days til health insurance #
  • @CocteauBoy nope, arm. Though I ran into @CyprusBLU on the train and she offeredthe only logical conclusion – alien fight during the night in reply to CocteauBoy #
  • Retweet @standupkid google is like the scariest doctor on Earth… #
  • I really need to stop googling mystery ailments I wake up with. Today's random symptom: tailbone agony. It must mean I'm dying #


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  • @CocteauBoy fucker hit me, i had a whole speech prepared for if he came back for it, then i realized i was headed in the wrong direction in reply to CocteauBoy #
  • What exactly happens in the ejector room that another room houses the material? http://post.ly/jXBb #
  • A panhandler annoyed that I wasn't going for my wallet threw a coin at me which alerted me to the fact I got on the wrong train #thanksjerk #
  • I always love how understated the actual signs on NY landmark buildings are. It's the Empire State Bldg, no biggie http://post.ly/jWsL #
  • @lincolnwrites I am now calling them Magellans, love it! in reply to lincolnwrites #
  • @davidherrold there's just no room for them at all in the AM. my local deli serves regulars 1st, but I always feel like a dirty line cutter in reply to davidherrold #
  • @damiella good point, glad I hauled it all into midtown today in reply to damiella #
  • I really wish tourists wosuld stay in their hotel rooms during rush hour #
  • Anyone have a tailor recomendation near Grand Central? I have a bag of things that need to be hemmed and mended. #
  • I see a link between the season premiere of "true blood" and the mosquito that made a meal of me last night #


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  • @CocteauBoy fucker hit me, i had a whole speech prepared for if he came back for it, then i realized i was headed in the wrong direction in reply to CocteauBoy #
  • What exactly happens in the ejector room that another room houses the material? http://post.ly/jXBb #
  • A panhandler annoyed that I wasn't going for my wallet threw a coin at me which alerted me to the fact I got on the wrong train #thanksjerk #
  • I always love how understated the actual signs on NY landmark buildings are. It's the Empire State Bldg, no biggie http://post.ly/jWsL #
  • @lincolnwrites I am now calling them Magellans, love it! in reply to lincolnwrites #
  • @davidherrold there's just no room for them at all in the AM. my local deli serves regulars 1st, but I always feel like a dirty line cutter in reply to davidherrold #
  • @damiella good point, glad I hauled it all into midtown today in reply to damiella #
  • I really wish tourists wosuld stay in their hotel rooms during rush hour #
  • Anyone have a tailor recomendation near Grand Central? I have a bag of things that need to be hemmed and mended. #
  • I see a link between the season premiere of "true blood" and the mosquito that made a meal of me last night #


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  • "The Reader" made me cry like a baby #
  • Apparently the stopwatch on my phone has been running for 302 hours, 9 minutes and 37 seconds #


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  • My father has introduced me to the term "oxygen thief". We're having way too much fun applying it now. #
  • @northernchick I was punishing her for leaving me waiting in a parking lot in reply to northernchick #
  • Oops, my mom went to the wrong station after using a netty pot for the first time. She's so mad that I'm tweeting this. #
  • Waiting at the bus stop, actual text from my mom "Great I in ml was driving when you text Okay leaving now" #
  • @elliottcarlson we're back on rt 80, think I'm aight. #GTL in reply to elliottcarlson #
  • I hope this is just a fancy maneuver meant to avoid traffic #
  • @elliottcarlson Worse! We're on the Jersey tpke. in reply to elliottcarlson #
  • Suddenly terrified I got on the wrong bus…this is not the way to the 'rnts's house. #
  • ewe de toilette – when a public toilet autoflushes while you're still hovering over it #
  • I tried to outsmart Port Authority and got served. Bus stations universally suck. #
  • @wankergirl oh how I wish you were here this weekend – http://epicwinburlesque.com/ #
  • http://bit.ly/baqFRq OMG this is so hot – 24 hour library read-in #
  • I never thought I'd say this, but I am a lot happier catching the worm. 6am wake up seems to suit me. #