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  • My father has introduced me to the term "oxygen thief". We're having way too much fun applying it now. #
  • @northernchick I was punishing her for leaving me waiting in a parking lot in reply to northernchick #
  • Oops, my mom went to the wrong station after using a netty pot for the first time. She's so mad that I'm tweeting this. #
  • Waiting at the bus stop, actual text from my mom "Great I in ml was driving when you text Okay leaving now" #
  • @elliottcarlson we're back on rt 80, think I'm aight. #GTL in reply to elliottcarlson #
  • I hope this is just a fancy maneuver meant to avoid traffic #
  • @elliottcarlson Worse! We're on the Jersey tpke. in reply to elliottcarlson #
  • Suddenly terrified I got on the wrong bus…this is not the way to the 'rnts's house. #
  • ewe de toilette – when a public toilet autoflushes while you're still hovering over it #
  • I tried to outsmart Port Authority and got served. Bus stations universally suck. #
  • @wankergirl oh how I wish you were here this weekend – http://epicwinburlesque.com/ #
  • http://bit.ly/baqFRq OMG this is so hot – 24 hour library read-in #
  • I never thought I'd say this, but I am a lot happier catching the worm. 6am wake up seems to suit me. #


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  • One of these days I'll just weed out the cabbies who beligerantly shout "Manhattan!?!" out the window when I'm in BK going to BK. #
  • Someone else I know is eating a raw block of Ramen. I think I fell into an odd wormhole. #
  • Someone I know has weird jokes with herself http://post.ly/iV4z #
  • Should Absolut Brooklyn have been Absolut Gowanus or @RobBlatt 's idea of "PBR and thick glasses"? #
  • @comeoutandplay such a bummer about registration. so, i'm supposed to trek to hq to register then to a game i want to play elsewhere #
  • If clouds could be popped this one would be in trouble http://post.ly/iSPv #
  • I may still be wearing a suit and schlepping a heavy bag, but I'm stopping to stand on tip toes to make out with the start of my weekend #
  • Sometimes Marilyn Monroes travel in packs #
  • the whole ironing thing goes better when you put water in it…especially when you're using the setting requiring water #breakthrough #duh #


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  • this is my (visible) sky right now #thisismysky @loudmouthman http://post.ly/iNy6 #
  • To the mouthbreather who shoved me on train & platform, YES, I stomped your foot. YEP, I tripped you going up the stairs. NO, I'm not sorry #


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  • when benadryl goes straight to my head I figure I'm just about ready for the convent. #
  • among other things #
  • THIS makes me happy to go to bed to wake up tomorrow http://post.ly/iAdL #


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  • when benadryl goes straight to my head I figure I'm just about ready for the convent. #
  • among other things #
  • THIS makes me happy to go to bed to wake up tomorrow http://post.ly/iAdL #