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  • BBQ turned into a dance-off aka my cue to hit the road #
  • In a cab that very much reminds me of what my barbies smelled like… or maybe what my neighbor cleaned the barbie play area with #


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  • Blurry Bridges http://post.ly/pFc9 #
  • Great, another cab driver just yelled to mine "your trouble light is on"bWonder if the hazards are on or if cabs have a stealthy panic light #
  • Hell is a cab with no ac and the radio tuned to a spanish channel picking up more static than anything discernible #
  • Magellans http://post.ly/pFUt #
  • I went back in to pee and my friend thought I was abducted. I think I know someone more fatalistic than me. #
  • Living on 46th between 9th and 10th would suck #


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  • Neighbor is wearing a hard hat to water the flowers in front of his house today. #safetyfirst #expectingcomets #


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  • "When was your last relationship? If ever?" #
  • Dammit, girl who came in after me but didn't have a change of address got called first #
  • In for a check-up, preventative medicine is a lot more realistic when you have insurance #


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  • i'm watching my cat mutilate a fly and getting impatient #
  • if losing your job is like losing a loved one, my mom lost her loved one of 26 years. ugh. groundhogs day. #unemployment #mom #love #
  • Nothing more gut dropping then a message from mom in the "this is gonna suck" voice saying "I'll be up". Now I wait to hear what's up #


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  • I wish I didn't have to sleep, you'd think humans would have truly solved that #
  • Generally speaking, I don't like people who look like birds. #
  • I want to warn St John's to lock up their children or something. Visiting @wankergirl in October #omg #
  • The Air Canada site does not have a Ms. option. Clearly I prefer Miss anyway. #


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  • I wish I didn't have to sleep, you'd think humans would have truly solved that #
  • Generally speaking, I don't like people who look like birds. #
  • I want to warn St John's to lock up their children or something. Visiting @wankergirl in October #omg #
  • The Air Canada site does not have a Ms. option. Clearly I prefer Miss anyway. #


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  • This year I plan on being in St John's Newfoundland on my birthday. Indeed. #
  • mosquito bitten toes #
  • Fun day with friends and family and watching friends meet family. @RobBlatt and @theAmberShow are troopers. #adventure #


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  • Angry Birds, I just can't quit you #
  • @theAmberShow just gave me an electric eel face. And I waited for her to sing #
  • I am so grateful to this cab driver for taking my requested route with an enthusiastic "Sure!" (and for bringing my remains back to BK) #
  • @dfrw or a perv in an overcoat in reply to dfrw #
  • @dfrw are people just having robot seizures all over the place and i'm missing it? in reply to dfrw #
  • shower thoughts: not sure i've ever seen someone'e eyes "flash". i've read the phrase many times, omg, am i missing a major social cue #


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  • Angry Birds, I just can't quit you #
  • @theAmberShow just gave me an electric eel face. And I waited for her to sing #
  • I am so grateful to this cab driver for taking my requested route with an enthusiastic "Sure!" (and for bringing my remains back to BK) #
  • @dfrw or a perv in an overcoat in reply to dfrw #
  • @dfrw are people just having robot seizures all over the place and i'm missing it? in reply to dfrw #
  • shower thoughts: not sure i've ever seen someone'e eyes "flash". i've read the phrase many times, omg, am i missing a major social cue #


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  • My spontaneous self is now loitering. I don't do well without a plan. #
  • I like to pretend my inbox is a video game. Today, however I'm being defeated. #
  • The sky is Chrysler Bldg grey http://post.ly/nB5x #


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  • Glad to find my armpits still smell spring fresh as I bid the moon a goodnight #deodorant #is #awesome #
  • I have been to the taint if hell. It is the 59th street 4/5 platform. #
  • Random dude waiting the downpour out asked me if it was supposed to rain all day and scoffed when I didn't look it up for him on my phone. #
  • @HitOrMissJudy your ankle bone is connected to your vagina bone afterall in reply to HitOrMissJudy #


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  • It just seems so wrong when I wake up from dozing and my cat has wedged her paw in my hand #creepyfeline #


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  • Very cute neighborhood kids washing cars on Jefferson btw Bedford and Nostrand. $5 a car, great deal #
  • @dfrw yes, my haircut is intentionally crooked and it is messing with my somewhat obsessive need for order in reply to dfrw #
  • @SOTMario just photos and a shudder worthy lecture that "cockaroddies can live anywhere out of sight." Thoughts and hugs to you! in reply to SOTMario #


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  • http://bit.ly/dk3023 NJ lab goes bankrupt, 30 dogs need homes #
  • @HitOrMissJudy not even close :) in reply to HitOrMissJudy #
  • Another wacky Friday night expiriment http://post.ly/mYrW #
  • the census: it's still happening #
  • Watching a Magellan dig for gold in his nose while reading a map. Sort of miss the old rough and tumble NYC where he might've thought twice #
  • Neat. It rained and then stopped while I was on the train. #


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  • it's so hot that i actually just ________________ #
  • I just opened my fridge and considered trying to get inside it #
  • I think we should declare today window washer appreciation day #


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  • Now he's singing, but I suspect he's shy, he turned the radio way up. How does someone sing a different song than the one that is playing? #
  • My cab driver is lost and carrying a running muttering commentary with all the other cars on the road #
  • There is a sex toy shop on Atlantic Ave, I had no idea #
  • Brooklyn is… casual conversations about the 4th of July ending in well wishes no one gets shot #
  • look at me while we do it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-zmJZpnRQg&feature=related #


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