July 29th, 2010
- @RobBlatt delete RT this is why my Facebook page is private: "100 million Facebook pages leaked on torrent site" – http://bit.ly/9up3Oe in reply to RobBlatt #
- @lincolnwrites ha! I think of you every time I see a tourist uhhhmm Magellan now in reply to lincolnwrites #
July 28th, 2010
- Blurry Bridges http://post.ly/pFc9 #
- Great, another cab driver just yelled to mine "your trouble light is on"bWonder if the hazards are on or if cabs have a stealthy panic light #
- Hell is a cab with no ac and the radio tuned to a spanish channel picking up more static than anything discernible #
- Magellans http://post.ly/pFUt #
- I went back in to pee and my friend thought I was abducted. I think I know someone more fatalistic than me. #
- Living on 46th between 9th and 10th would suck #
July 27th, 2010
- Neighbor is wearing a hard hat to water the flowers in front of his house today. #safetyfirst #expectingcomets #
July 26th, 2010
- The ESB from 33rd and MSG http://post.ly/ovWp #
- Twinjuries http://post.ly/oqmq #
- A truck passed with a sign that says "Pardon us while we install thermoplastic markers" #
July 26th, 2010
- The ESB from 33rd and MSG http://post.ly/ovWp #
- Twinjuries http://post.ly/oqmq #
- A truck passed with a sign that says "Pardon us while we install thermoplastic markers" #
July 25th, 2010
- This is a happy weather tweet #
- @bennycrime did you know about this? http://www.cfainc.org/breeds/profiles/turkish-van.html i had no idea this was a breed #
- weird, turns out @snowdaythecat might be a turkish van, i've always just thought she was a mutt #
- Apparently there is a market for "elevator scrap" and someone on my block is in the business of it (so says the truck) #
July 23rd, 2010
July 22nd, 2010
- audioBoo: And the Moth begins http://boo.fm/b155519 #
- I've been dripped on by a thousand air conditioners #
- I realize I don't like lines because I don't much like people #
- @JMorningstern OUTRAGE! I thought you were joining us for some mothiness this eve #
- dead dragonfly in gutter outside Grand Central Station http://post.ly/oJdi #
- @ilovecpstyle double click the home button in reply to ilovecpstyle #
July 21st, 2010
- @Britrock Awesome! Nothing worse than feeling like you squandered your time after the fact, which I regret a bit now in reply to Britrock #
- @Britrock Wow you too? Had no idea, crossing my fingers for you! in reply to Britrock #
- Grateful to be tired, stressed and on my way to work #
July 20th, 2010
- i'm watching my cat mutilate a fly and getting impatient #
- if losing your job is like losing a loved one, my mom lost her loved one of 26 years. ugh. groundhogs day. #unemployment #mom #love #
- Nothing more gut dropping then a message from mom in the "this is gonna suck" voice saying "I'll be up". Now I wait to hear what's up #
July 19th, 2010
- I wish I didn't have to sleep, you'd think humans would have truly solved that #
- Generally speaking, I don't like people who look like birds. #
- I want to warn St John's to lock up their children or something. Visiting @wankergirl in October #omg #
- The Air Canada site does not have a Ms. option. Clearly I prefer Miss anyway. #
July 19th, 2010
- I wish I didn't have to sleep, you'd think humans would have truly solved that #
- Generally speaking, I don't like people who look like birds. #
- I want to warn St John's to lock up their children or something. Visiting @wankergirl in October #omg #
- The Air Canada site does not have a Ms. option. Clearly I prefer Miss anyway. #
July 18th, 2010
July 17th, 2010
- @barnstormed I probably should have tried. There were three kids harassing their mom for quarters. in reply to barnstormed #
- This terrifies me http://post.ly/ncek #
- @kosso some condoms and a six pack in reply to kosso #
- wtf is a "fatal train job" http://post.ly/natk #
- OMG what did my neighbors in the Stuy get into tonight? We're under copter siege here. #
- @Stuzie you're too cute, go soak up that fancy new a/c! in reply to Stuzie #
- Cue the low flying helicopters. I just need to sleep people, #
July 16th, 2010
- Angry Birds, I just can't quit you #
- @theAmberShow just gave me an electric eel face. And I waited for her to sing #
- I am so grateful to this cab driver for taking my requested route with an enthusiastic "Sure!" (and for bringing my remains back to BK) #
- @dfrw or a perv in an overcoat in reply to dfrw #
- @dfrw are people just having robot seizures all over the place and i'm missing it? in reply to dfrw #
- shower thoughts: not sure i've ever seen someone'e eyes "flash". i've read the phrase many times, omg, am i missing a major social cue #
July 16th, 2010
- Angry Birds, I just can't quit you #
- @theAmberShow just gave me an electric eel face. And I waited for her to sing #
- I am so grateful to this cab driver for taking my requested route with an enthusiastic "Sure!" (and for bringing my remains back to BK) #
- @dfrw or a perv in an overcoat in reply to dfrw #
- @dfrw are people just having robot seizures all over the place and i'm missing it? in reply to dfrw #
- shower thoughts: not sure i've ever seen someone'e eyes "flash". i've read the phrase many times, omg, am i missing a major social cue #
July 15th, 2010
- Cereal for dinner has my exhausted tummy feeling like it has a hole in it #
- in which i mad men-ed myself http://www.flickr.com/photos/misssomething/4798104156/#/ #
- My sudden love of soup is characteristically season innappropriate #
July 14th, 2010
- My spontaneous self is now loitering. I don't do well without a plan. #
- I like to pretend my inbox is a video game. Today, however I'm being defeated. #
- The sky is Chrysler Bldg grey http://post.ly/nB5x #
July 13th, 2010
- Glad to find my armpits still smell spring fresh as I bid the moon a goodnight #deodorant #is #awesome #
- I have been to the taint if hell. It is the 59th street 4/5 platform. #
- Random dude waiting the downpour out asked me if it was supposed to rain all day and scoffed when I didn't look it up for him on my phone. #
- @HitOrMissJudy your ankle bone is connected to your vagina bone afterall in reply to HitOrMissJudy #
July 12th, 2010
- It just seems so wrong when I wake up from dozing and my cat has wedged her paw in my hand #creepyfeline #
July 11th, 2010
- Very cute neighborhood kids washing cars on Jefferson btw Bedford and Nostrand. $5 a car, great deal #
- @dfrw yes, my haircut is intentionally crooked and it is messing with my somewhat obsessive need for order in reply to dfrw #
- @SOTMario just photos and a shudder worthy lecture that "cockaroddies can live anywhere out of sight." Thoughts and hugs to you! in reply to SOTMario #
July 10th, 2010
- Free http://post.ly/mfT0 #
- I'm not sure how I feel with asymmetrical hair #
- I am watching a sales demo of this right now in Chinatown #WTF #wandering http://post.ly/mf36 #
- Gotham sky http://post.ly/melB #
- autumn trees in summer. cadman plaza, brooklyn http://phz.in/27s5 #
- Are all the trees in Cadman Plaza dead? This is madness, it looks and sounds like Fall. cunch, crunch go the leaves http://post.ly/meEv #
- Just took my 37th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/11431 #
- contemplating getting a hair cut #
July 9th, 2010
- http://bit.ly/dk3023 NJ lab goes bankrupt, 30 dogs need homes #
- @HitOrMissJudy not even close :) in reply to HitOrMissJudy #
- Another wacky Friday night expiriment http://post.ly/mYrW #
- the census: it's still happening #
- Watching a Magellan dig for gold in his nose while reading a map. Sort of miss the old rough and tumble NYC where he might've thought twice #
- Neat. It rained and then stopped while I was on the train. #
July 7th, 2010
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July 4th, 2010
- This is the second 4th of July that has included "how to watch a predator" viewing. Weird. #
- NYC skyline from Lincoln tunnel helix #jersey #bitches http://post.ly/lpIG #
- I don't care if it's a public bus, if you aren't wearing deodorant I'm not going to be nice when you ask me to move my bag #gagging #
- @MeadowsLing congrats on the job! in reply to MeadowsLing #
- @thediva there is video :) in reply to thediva #
- @theAmberShow hahaha I think your laughing made me laugh harder than for the jokes in reply to theAmberShow #
- lol-ed myself teary eyed with @RobBlatt and @theambershow #yourmama #
July 3rd, 2010
- Now he's singing, but I suspect he's shy, he turned the radio way up. How does someone sing a different song than the one that is playing? #
- My cab driver is lost and carrying a running muttering commentary with all the other cars on the road #
- There is a sex toy shop on Atlantic Ave, I had no idea #
- Brooklyn is… casual conversations about the 4th of July ending in well wishes no one gets shot #
- look at me while we do it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-zmJZpnRQg&feature=related #
