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And then I was swatted like a fly with a newspaper by a nutcase on the subway 7:49 PM



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  • I hate today. 10:35 PM
  • I should have known it was off to a bad start with a neighbor's house burning down at 4:30am and the shower being too backed up to use it 10:36 PM


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  • I should have known it was off to a bad start with a neighbor's house burning down at 4:30am and the shower being too backed up to use it #
  • I hate today. #


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  • I should have known it was off to a bad start with a neighbor's house burning down at 4:30am and the shower being too backed up to use it #
  • I hate today. #


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  • Must be past my bedtime but "Where the Wild Things Are" seems like an anti-Ritalin campaign and for once I don't know which side to take 12:51 AM
  • Backyard wedding 12:15 PM

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  • It's a pizza and lingerie sort of afternoon 4:19 PM
  • my mom can't handle the asynchronous nature of iphone games. i've been commanded to finish this game of scrabble tonight or else. 8:51 PM
  • @rojopelo Fantastic! 7:31 PM #
  • I blame being unemployed the bulk of the past year for my love of the Emmy's this year. I never watched enough tv to get into them before. 8:57 PM
  • @spin nice llama! 9:17 PM #
  • @missrogue Had such a blast doing a few weeks ago too with @robblatt @tapps @mattgunn etc. Such an awesome way to see NYC and BK 9:28 PM #
  • fuck the emmys for not streaming. 9:52 PM
  • RT @daisy17 Sigh. Jon Hamm and George Clooney in the same room. Unfortunately my vagina was not invited. 10:07 PM
  • Claire Danes, you go girl! Extra xoxox for not getting implants. Ever. 10:29 PM
  • Who takes a bath in the dark? Apparently my neighbor. Sorry for walking in on you. #bathroom #sharing 10:33 PM


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  • Who takes a bath in the dark? Apparently my neighbor. Sorry for walking in on you. #bathroom #sharing #
  • Claire Danes, you go girl! Extra xoxox for not getting implants. Ever. #
  • fuck the emmys for not streaming. #
  • too too too #
  • @missrogue Had such a blast doing that too a few weeks ago too with @robblatt @tapps @mattgunn etc. Such an awesome way to see NYC and BK in reply to missrogue #
  • @spin nice llama! in reply to spin #
  • I blame being unemployed the bulk of the past year for my love of the Emmy's this year. I never watched enough tv to get into them before. #
  • my mom can't handle the asynchronous nature of iphone games. i've been commanded to finish this game of scrabble tonight or else. #
  • @rojopelo Fantastic! in reply to rojopelo #
  • It's a pizza and lingerie sort of afternoon #
  • Backyard wedding http://post.ly/uQLc #


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  • Must be past my bedtime but "Where the Wild Things Are" seems like an anti-Ritalin campaign and for once I don't know which side to take #
  • Trying not to think the weekend is halfway over #glasshalffull #glasshalffull #


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  • Must be past my bedtime but "Where the Wild Things Are" seems like an anti-Ritalin campaign and for once I don't know which side to take #
  • Trying not to think the weekend is halfway over #glasshalffull #glasshalffull #


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  • @fooz blasphemy in reply to fooz #
  • Goodnight moon. 'night lunatic cat. Be good internets. G-night @SOTMario http://bit.ly/a6frH6 Thanks for the kind words #
  • @AldenAppraisal what's for sale? in reply to AldenAppraisal #
  • NY is awash with more black umbrellas than rain at the moment #
  • My God, a visit with my parents means early AM wake ups. On my way to work when normally I'm still battling the snooze button. #
  • Nothing like dead skunk smell to start the morning. Just passed the little stinker. #RIP #


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  • @dfrw I'm guessing you shared your bed last night or you're hanging out with astronauts. Either way, you win! #
  • @Documentally not I in reply to Documentally #
  • Wanted to have an antisocial night, instead my block is shut down for a party, I had a minor fast-food tantrum, and I'm looking at twitter #
  • Nice try to the employee who told me listing the reason for the refund wasn't necessary #
  • And that's what I get for going to mcdonalds. Just made a minor scene after being given same food I just saw someone send back. #
  • In response to the guy I just passed who would not leave me alone I pulled a Marlee Matlin impression. I am going to hell. #badperson #
  • block party. OMG, curses to my neighbors who gave the kids whistles #
  • @effedparkslope @langley used to stream a webcam of his apartment when he wasn't there. called it chewycam (re: his dog) in reply to effedparkslope #
  • @Thatcher it's a highly complicated system, mine is too synesthesthetic to explain in reply to Thatcher #
  • i think my iphone is in cahoots with my mom. NO, i don't want to say duck or shot thankyouverymuch #
  • @ChazFrench chickens are just so damned trendy right now. how is ca treating you? in reply to ChazFrench #
  • I'll do anything to procrastinate, but at least now my underwear drawer is organized #
  • Raising chickens in Brooklyn is the new black #


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  • Happy Friday! #


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  • and then i went to bed #
  • @sukhjit OMG yes! I'm seeing the 'rnts Sunday. You can come with to b*umf*ck NJ or I can plan to see you Saturday. in reply to sukhjit #
  • Napkin top FTW http://post.ly/sjhr #
  • Out in bed stuy and psyched to check out the local haunts http://post.ly/sjTy #
  • Just realized I'm in a cab with strangers. #adventure #
  • New phrase "protected characteristic" aww yea, workplace harassment training time #


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  • and then i went to bed #
  • @sukhjit OMG yes! I'm seeing the 'rnts Sunday. You can come with to b*umf*ck NJ or I can plan to see you Saturday. in reply to sukhjit #
  • Napkin top FTW http://post.ly/sjhr #
  • Out in bed stuy and psyched to check out the local haunts http://post.ly/sjTy #
  • Just realized I'm in a cab with strangers. #adventure #
  • New phrase "protected characteristic" aww yea, workplace harassment training time #


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  • "maybe you need a boyfriend" reaction to my iPhone face burn #
  • attempting to detract from the burn on my face with bright blue eye make up #
  • @kosso sad to see such an un-amicable parting with something that was your labour of love #
  • Fighting the urge to ram this vessel http://post.ly/rqv5 #
  • The only paper in here is toilet paper and I'm not exactly putting that in my purse when I'm done with it http://post.ly/rpqS #
  • so i fell asleep playing plants vs. zombies on my iphone which was plugged in. woke up with a nasty burn on my face. #spaz #
  • @solobasssteve – @tapps fanclub in reply to solobasssteve #
  • I was singing "tapps is here tapps is here" in the shower. then i thought, why am i singing? in the shower? about @tapps? then i lol-ed #
  • breaking news – i just turned the fan away from me because it is downright chilly up in here #


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  • "maybe you need a boyfriend" reaction to my iPhone face burn #
  • attempting to detract from the burn on my face with bright blue eye make up #
  • @kosso sad to see such an un-amicable parting with something that was your labour of love #
  • Fighting the urge to ram this vessel http://post.ly/rqv5 #
  • The only paper in here is toilet paper and I'm not exactly putting that in my purse when I'm done with it http://post.ly/rpqS #
  • so i fell asleep playing plants vs. zombies on my iphone which was plugged in. woke up with a nasty burn on my face. #spaz #
  • @solobasssteve – @tapps fanclub in reply to solobasssteve #
  • I was singing "tapps is here tapps is here" in the shower. then i thought, why am i singing? in the shower? about @tapps? then i lol-ed #
  • breaking news – i just turned the fan away from me because it is downright chilly up in here #


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  • I bring unidentifiable bugs I find to my landlord in baggies. Don't know if that makes me a good or bad tenant #weirdtenant #


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  • I bring unidentifiable bugs I find to my landlord in baggies. Don't know if that makes me a good or bad tenant #weirdtenant #


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  • When you leave the office too late for post work happy hour, it's too late #


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  • Cab driver farted #hotbox #puke #
  • Foreign couples always seem happier than local ones #
  • When I'm getting dinner at 9:30 because I've been working and I get crap service I get cranky #


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  • Cab driver farted #hotbox #puke #
  • Foreign couples always seem happier than local ones #
  • When I'm getting dinner at 9:30 because I've been working and I get crap service I get cranky #


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  • Awesome conversation with Pakistani cab driver. Dude kept saying he was 38 but looked class of Yoda. #truly #stunning #moments #
  • Pro Tip – when I say Brooklyn Bridge, it is interchangeable with Manhattan ie: whichever crossover has less traffic right now. #
  • Exploring Tudor City. Gosh it's pretty up here. http://bit.ly/dc7cvr #
  • My imagination makes me a sucker to pay $ to track a number #headsmack #


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