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  • Annual magazine purge  Came across @EmilyHanhan 's TimeOut article http://somethingfound.net/?p=3392 12:05 AM
  • May you all have as good a hair day as I am #rarity 5:16 PM
  • Happy Halloween from the 'rnts house #suburbs  5:43 PM



autumn cleaning


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Running into old buds on the subway is an a reminder of why I stay in NY. 1:02 PM



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  • CPR class  6:08 PM

CPR class

  • Add CPR instructor to the list of out of work actor's professions in NYC 7:22 PM


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  • Today, I'm a farmer! 1:05 PM
  • @RobBlatt I had a dream I was in St. Johns and Dana had a little sister who made out with Peter Brady & they were on pcp. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 1:56 PM #
  • @jeremymeyers you want to have sex with your mom? 3:45 PM
  • I think I am being flirted with by someone unsavory, so I'm talking to the internet 8:12 PM
  • Being a farmer is tiring and i have a matching farmer's sunburn 10:25 PM
  • @ChrisCavs farming. duh :) 11:25 PM #


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  • OH "what was it made come out of your nose the other day?" #dinner 1:34 AM
  • Watching the #ACTB non-attendees outtakes with @robblatt @theAmberShow @orchid8 2:46 AM


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  • Behold 5:19 PM

Behold

  • @dfrw where are you emigrating? 9:28 PM #


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  • In which @orchid8 renamed the Hoyt-Schermerhorn station Hoyt-Lederhosen 12:01 AM
  • There's no ambiguity with toasters 1:37 AM
  • I would eat bugs for a decent camera 5:03 PM


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go go gadget de-crankifier 11:04 PM



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  • RT @cc_chapman: Every time a tweet contains "The ___ Daily is out!" a fuzzy puppy dies. #
  • I knew celery is evil!


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@orchid8 Love it! Tres chic!  7:13:33 PM #



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  • And then my neighbor came by with a handful/bundle/bushel of beats. Unexpected veggie goodness :)
  • @captaincrazy beets! OMG, edits in the twitters please. #
  • @effedparkslope thanks for making me just about choke on my own tongue laughing just before bedtime. L to the O fucking L!  #
  • @theAmberShow @captaincrazy FINE beats it is (insert record scratching noise) #
  • @orchid8 Love it! Tres chic! #


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  • I am in a postcard
  • Dana just made a reservation for my screeching in this evening…what have I gotten myself into?
  • I'm studying because I am a nerd and not great with memorizing "Indeed I is me ol' cock, and long may your big jib draw."
  • maniacal finger puppet

maniacal finger puppet

  • @captaincrazy yes, it's happening soon #
  • I really don't want to leave
  • I have no idea what is going on
  • And even after forcing me to put my real name in for the screech in, my name is spelled wrong


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  • Thank you St. John's UPS for getting me my package today. happyface
  • My clothes in the drier are making a raucous. So not used to clothes laundering sounds at home.
  • Just realized I crossed off two life list items in the past week. Time to add more… renewed my driver's license and swam off st. john's


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  • Should go to bed but…can't…stop…watching…miners. Hope all return to the surface safely.
  • Thoughts also with families who never had a happy endings such as this
  • @Pishba and I'm an hour and a half in the future #newfoundlandtime #
  • This wankinginternet…oh wait, really. buffer buffer
  • @Pishba I came to my peace considering NYC time as "real time" on new year's eve a few years ago #
  • @TheDiva Is it really so sad? I consider it a minor triumph, personally. The people I adore remain, the ambient noise fades to static #
  • @orchid8 Ha! And she's been so quiet. God, I miss her. Can't wait to see you soon! xoxoxo -crazy cat lady #
  • @orchid8 will do in the morning. I cooked for her and thus she has passed out for the night. #
  • Just one more and then bed… I swear. Miners are like Pringles apparently, once you pop, you can't stop
  • I've got a list of 33 people that I'd like to see buried in the earth for 2 months. None of them are Chilean #Miners
  • Tomorrow I must edit my photos from Signal Hill today, not that I did it justice, but STUNNING

view from Signal Hill

  • the only thing that could be more awesome about this rainy lazy morning would be if someone brought us food

  • Pssst San Francisco, my favorite chef is looking for a job, pass it on www.chazfrench.com
  • Dear UPS, please deliver my bank card soon. Getting sick of waiting. No thanks to wachovia. Thanks to my mom.
  • Fuck you UPS. Overnight can really mean 5 business days!?!?!? Now my bank card is schedules to arrive after I leave. Thanks. thanks a lot.


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  • You know you're in Canada when you pass a guy on the street carrying a hockey stick
  • On Signal Hill where Marconi received the first transatlantic wireless signal
  • It's like 30+ Jessica McClures
  • @langley talk to her #


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  • Weirdest things about Canada so far…no hulu, and google defaulting to google.ca
  • Tomorrow I jump in the freezing north atlantic
  • @StevenAlleyn it will make me stronger! #
  • Driving around St John's with @wankergirl and @jessiejessie in a bathing suit seeking beach. #maniac #lifelist
  • I jumped in, it rained, I jumped in again and then a RAINBOW #lifelist #newfoundland

rainbow!

  • Very appreciative of heated seats right now
  • I can taste the sea on my lips
  • I am SO graceful, like a mermaid really



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  • I love the Fall colors on @wankergirl ,s patio wall

Dana's back patio

  • Don't lose your bank card on vacation if you have a shit bank. Wachovia won't send replacements out of the country. #fuckwachovia
  • And then this guy demanded we celebrate their baseball win with their team

And then this guy demanded we celebrate their baseball win with their team



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  • Stay classy United #unit #d #airline

Stay classy United

  • @rojopelo ahahahahahaha, i just really lol-ed (clearly I'm delirious and in an airport) xoxo to you and @philcampbell #
  • Through security! On my way to the fabled northern wankerterritory! #OMG
  • @rojopelo this is the future #
  • @philcampbell do I need to see the warriors? #
  • I have decided the guy in front of me is don imus though I'm sure he'd be in some special waiting area if it was http://plixi.com/p/49553347

 

  • Fuck! Airport alarms going off, was told it was "nothing and to ignore it" it is splitting my eardrums #securityFAIL
  • philcampbell I know you can relate to escape from ny :). Will check it out! #
  • @barnstormed thanks! @philcampbell will do! have a great one :) #
  • Waves to Toronto (your airport is really nice)
  • hummus gets sex out of carpets #fact
  • @LloydDavis very true and it's only day 1 yet #
  • If I never come back to NY, it's because I ran off to St. John's and adopted myself to the wankerfamily
  • Audioboo: 1st night in St. John's http://boo.fm/b196519

1st night in St. John"s (mp3)

  • Having stunning conversations about the connections between St John's and Brooklyn. Everyone knows someone


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  • Today I head to Coney Island for DMV matters, tomorrow St John's, OMG
  • Audioboo: Coney Island http://boo.fm/b195746

Coney Island (mp3)

  • @ZaphodCamden everything awesome happens in the fall #
  • I always get a kick out of seeing Coney Island from the subway window

I always get a kick out of seeing Coney Island from the subway window



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  • Just realized not only is my tp NYC themed, it tells bad jokes

Just realized not only is my tp NYC themed, it tells bad jokes

  • OH passing Cipriani "I'm gonna have my wedding there" a 4 year old girl said this, her mother burst out laughing
  • Early AM at the DMV, still unclear on it I need to take the written test, studying just in case #byebyeCAlicense
  • My vacation started at 6ish, still putting out fires at 10pm…does not inspire confidence
  • Just noticed the Droid ads on Hulu don't ask if they're relevant to me…well, they're not.


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  • These eyedrops make everything taste and smell awful
  • I was nervous to have pictures of me taken in my undies, but @theAmberShow made that all go away and I'm proud I did it theambershow.net/2010/10/06/boudoir-from-the-french-meaning-to-pout/
  • @mayjah I love the word gobsmacked! #
  • @faboomama you're too kind :) #
  • 3 sleeps and then St. John's, New Foundland
  • Ciao old a/c. Sad you're on the curb, but your knobs have broken and I cant help but blame the broken filter on my current bout of pink eye


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  • Dear air conditioner white noise, I miss you. XOXO, Nicole
  • This city is a petri dish
  • Yep. Pink eye. Now I ride in a crowded tin can with the infected masses and propagate the germs.
  • @wankergirl ahhhhhhh! Feels all official now that it THIS week!
  • @jessiejessie cannot wait to see YOU!
  • I refrained from wiping my eye on the subway bar #you'rewelcome
  • OH at the pet store "Remember the snake I bought? He got away. I opened the bag and only the rat was inside" "Its in your house, alive"
  • I've been informed Monday is Thanksgiving in Canada. Once I get over calendar shock, I'll be rejoicing in getting to celebrate 2 this year!
  • @theAmberShow you guys are so sweet you give me cavities #
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  • Good mid-morning

Good mid-morning

  • @12seconds Sadface. Sigh. Smiling at the memories.


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  • the video is a bit cheesy though
  • Laundry fail

Laundry fail

  • And then I almost slipped on a banana peel. seriously
  • The wind is making my blinds rattle in a super annoying impossible to fall asleep sort of way. Thanks a lot stupid jerk wind.


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  • My feet won't dry
  • Oh hell no, that better not be Christmas music
  • I'd save a lot on rent if I just started sleeping at the office. el gato might be a problem though.
  • Wondering why the Penn Station A station smells like mothballs. Grandma?
  • OMG I love Kidz Bop, err I mean Glee