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I just said "holy potatoes!" instead of swearing in conversation. Feel free to unfollow or smack me.

 



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  • laundry fail is putting detergent and money in a machine that has someone else's clothes in it…and not your own.
  • OMG Tom Hanks was in Gone With the Wind?!
  • I think the F word deserves an Oscar
  • @rojopelo with God as his witness he'll never work for Fedex again #
  • where's keyboard cat when you need him
  • I'd like to see Trent Reznor win over Hans Zimmer
  • The Angry Birds app should win for best sound
  • I feel like I'm watching the first two Oscar hosts ruin their careers
  • There should be a place for film teachers in the montage
  • Oh James Franco, honestly I had no idea who you were, but you're cute and I wouldn't mind consoling you now that the world seems to hate you
  • I sort of love it when they hold the losercam just a moment too long
  • @firesideint and teachers #
  • Oh Colin Firth, let's play a game I'm gonna call "Natlie Portman"
  • Anyone else feel like this was a repeat of the Grammy's…audio overlay and last performance just so…well timed, predicatable and scripted


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  • Wondering how many others in the audience at the Rasputina show are here for @DawnMiceli and just so freaking excited for her
  • Matching bangs FTW

Matching bangs FTW

  • Headed the Russian Samovar, hope we don't regret this. #afraid of Saturday nights out in NYC
  • And the Slavs are dancing


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Cab driver is on speaker phone with his ladyfriend/wife/mom in unrecognizable language. Imaginary translation is entertaining me



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  • @faboomama ducks in the ocean > snakes on a plane #
  • In cab with suspicious sloshing bucket in the back. Trying not to think bad thoughts. There's no place like home, there's no place like home
  • Made it. Have these moments every once and again where I fear a bomb onboard a bus, plane, train automobile. I blame you Michael Bay.


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  • Guy next to me on the bus asked if I minded if he made a call. On the spot, apparently I'm a pussy. Of course I mind, but said I didn't
  • @faboomama yeah, but agreeing to be annoyed made me feel punked #
  • One of my zebras was in labor


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Lead singer of Train spotting
 



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  • I think I liked it better when I couldn't watch live tv #grammys
  • @usermac just finding the state of music desperately awful. #get off my lawn #
  • First song of the night I know/like and it makes me cringe. At least it stirs something in me.
  • Thanking all that is holy that Bieber didn't get a Grammy
  • Mick's skinny jeans are baggy
  • Did the Grammy producers panic when they saw the shit state of popular music…and call Babs? I am SO confused.
  • I think Eminem and Mick Jagger share a tapeworm
  • @usermac Hmmm, I'll just blame my mom.  #
  • What? Wasn't Empire State of Mind 2009? how? what? JLo and Skeletor awkwardness, P Diddy grill. Dear Music, where are you?
  • @banannie I mean, girl was known for her ass-ets…now she's gone all emaciated too. So many tapeworms, so sad  #
  • Yay. Jason Segal. At least he's supposed to have a huge cock.
  • Arcade Fire comb over. I expect the hipsters to follow.


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argh
 



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  • Watching tourists at the Ghostbusters firehouse. Decided to join in. One day I'll miss this city.

Watching tourists at the Ghostbusters firehouse. Decided to join in. One day I'll miss this city.

  • @selves I've been here before, left and returned. Loved those giddy early days back, but always returns to "WTF am I doing". Just dunno
  • @selves <3 dirty math poetry. Such is life in values and fractions
  • @ChrisCavs just thinking aloud #


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Wondering I happened to tell a cabbie to go f himself if it will diminish my case against him for refusing to take me to Brooklyn. #temper



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Worst. Week. Ever.



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  • Snow Day says good morning. I say bah humbug.

Snow Day says good morning. I say bah humbug.

Go team @robblatt

  • Eat eat eat

Eat eat eat



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  • Watching Black Swan for a second time with my friend Laura "This chick is just always bleeding, it's starting to bug me"
  • Black Swan takeaway #2 Natalie Portman is a selfish lover and probably a cutter
  • "Don't throw those away, they're your friends"
  • "I can't watch what comes next, she's always bleeding. Oh her toes are webbed, just put your shoes on tard" – Laura
  • @ChazFrench I think we went to Kush and Castro in my hood. Cuban and I'm not sure, possible Kush was Senegalese?? #
  • When a friend turns Black Swan into a comedy it's a good night.
  • "bitches get crazy when they don't eat"
  • @EmilyHanhan @ChazFrench my faves… The cobb salad and the mac and cheese #


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Instead of continuing to talk the cool things we could do if we understood the data, I took crack at figuring it out. Now we can brainstorm!



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and then I thought of a business plan for my mom. all in a day's…