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Salvation army

  • Agreed! RT @sarahcooley: What if I want @HBO go but I don't have cable. This is something I would pay for on it's own.
  • Stupid iPhone spell check

Stupid iPhone spell check.



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  • What good is an express bus if you have to wait forever for it to arrive?
  • Sometimes you just need to thrash balls #chelseapiers #battingcages
  • Soon Pinback goes on. I hear they're good.
  • @ilovecpstyle wtf?!?!?!! #


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"have a fun day." who says that? #Ihelpedcarryawatermelon



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  • F the 4/5. 30 minutes, 7 packed trains. Fuck!
  • stupid barricades in midtown east, I wannna jaywalk
  • Presidential motorcade.
  • Which means I'm still at work :(


Spontaneous Easter Bonnet


"In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it
You'll be the grandest blah blah in the Easter parade.
I'll be all in clover, and when they look us over…
da dum dum dum dum da da da da da da"

 

This started running through my head the night before Easter.  And immediately I thought "Life List, I need to add it!  I want to wear an Easter bonnet and go to an Easter parade!"  Then I thought, "Maybe next year." 

 

Then I started talking about it and in less than 10 minutes found out there is an Easter Parade on Fifth Avenue and I still had time to buy a hat, and OMG, this could happen.  I found a hat and a big gigantic butterfly, some sewing skills I didn't even know I had came into play, and I had a hat.  A big ridiculous Easter-ish bonnet.

 

Timing was going to be tricky and the weather looked borderline rotten.  But, I got out of bed and headed toward St. Patrick's cathedral.

 

In which I don an Easter bonnet with wings

 

 

Mission Accomplished.  Then I came home and read the actual lyrics and it turns out….

"On the avenue, Fifth Avenue,
The photographers will snap us…"

 

I was at the actual Easter parade the song is about! 

 

New Easter tradition?  I don't know.  It was humid and the avenue was packed with more tourists than bonnet-wearers and a few folks asked to take my picture which led to an internal panic and dialogue that resembled Woody Allen more than Judy Gardland… but there was an Easter bonnet, or at least a hat, and I carried it around all day until the butterfly disintegrated in the rain.  I added something to my life list and accomplished in in less than 24 hours.  Funny how you may not realize you want to do something til you say it aloud and then poof, you can do it if you set an alarm and make it happen.

 

Thanks @mattgunn for the photos



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  • In which I don an Easter bonnet with wings

In which I don an Easter bonnet with wings

  • @davidherrold no, but they do the hat #
  • Stubborn walking transfer. Nice stroll in the rain, ended in a cab when it started pouring. It was a lovely day.


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  • Breakfast is being made for me *big smile
  • @sukhjit missed you to! you already out of NYC? #
  • @banannie wishing you a speedy recovery
  • Homemade ice pops are the new cupcakes


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  • Caught myself just as I was getting on the train in the wrong direction #win
  • Keep it classy ladies

Keep it classy ladies

  • @davidherrold double exclamation points are the new double rainbows #


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  • When both of your metro cards hit zero at the same time, it's a bit like some sort of urban simultaneous orgasm, but way less awesome
  • The garden office is growing

The garden office is growing

  • thanks building safety drill for this morning's bout of ptsd
  • Years ago I declared "with god as my witness I will never eat soy again". Sigh, the things we do for our vegan friends.


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I really don't like the phrase "nose to the grindstone". I'd have no nose.



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and some nights I write in my journal



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  • Listening to "Under the Pink" like it's 1995
  • blurry NJ flood aftermath

blurry NJ flood aftermath

  • Happy patch
  • @RobBlatt Is yanked stadium the old one, as in the past tense #
  • Just realized Judy Garland was a ginger. OMG #gingivitis
  • In which my Mom confesses her crush on the Tin Man and pledges solidarity with Latoya Jackson.
  • @HopeClary Ha, flipping channels. more literal #
  • So what if I prefer my ice cream with a plastic spoon


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RT at the crime scene LOL



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  • Everything counts in large amounts
  • It's not everyday a boy asks if you want to play with his melodica


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Never mistake a cat for chapstick



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  • @joiseymike glad that gave someone a chuckle minus the backstory :) #
  • @daisy17 I'll fight you for it #
  • Loving the wind and raindrops sneaking in through the taxi window. Oh NYC, you seductive bastard.


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  • "mulch me" is the new fml
  • The new roommates are settling in and getting comfortable

The new roommates are settling in and getting comfortable



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Lovely day for a walk through the catacombs #obscuraday
 



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  • In which a really tough day meets it's end. Cheers!

In which a really tough day meets it's end. Cheers!



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  • The NYPL looks mighty sexy under her scaffolding plixi.com/p/89583285
  • Oh for fuck's sake…I really don't want to change hosts, but elephant killing, I just can't hang #dammit #godaddy
  • My domains feel dirty #godaddy


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Oh, just icing my groin. #bowlinginjury
 



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The great ATM dare

The great ATM dare