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Back to reality



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headed to the beeeeoch



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Debating "Star Wars", booze and good friends #Blattbash



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  • It's I hate NY hot out already
  • The only thing more awesome than a crazy cat lady is a bird lady http://lockerz.com/s/105320759
  • Seamen everywhere #fleetweek
  • The Goonies so need to be defiled tonight


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  • Working until 1am is not being able to sleep because I'm afraid I'll sleep through my alarms #rinse #repeat
  • @nikkiana It had complications. Luckily I had a tank top on under and a scarf to wear over my white! shirt #


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Some days you just forget to put on a bra



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  • Whenever I think back to moving in over three years ago I get all cheesy for my friends. I love you guys!
  • Donald Trump looks great in a cowboy hat


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  • On the way to #relayforlife
  • In which my cousin's metal band plays a cancer walk

In which my cousin's metal band plays a cancer walk

  • The LIRR on a Saturday night #loud #pregame #suburban #brats
  • The coyote goes mooooooo


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Petite fellow



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  • @joshwolff how much longer are you kicking around the city? #
  • I have complicated math on my dry erase board in my office and it makes me happy #equationfetish


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Today started with cat vomit and has been consistently wretched. #no fun



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Feet not wet. Success!



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To the asshat on a main street in Brooklyn leaning on their horn every two minutes – I'm giving you a finger, yeah that one.



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  • I need a massage
  • WTF 2nd Ave
  • @mtkr in NYC we get to play such games as "gunfire or fireworks" and "scary attack or thunder" #
  • I really miss @SnowDayTheCat . This heinous traffic is killing me
  • that was yum!


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  • @rojopelo be cool, stay in stool #
  • Geography trivia as foreplay
  • I keep aiming for the bridge. I haven't hit it…yet

I keep aiming for the bridge. I haven't hit it...yet

  • I'm pretty sure obstacles were put on randall's island to keep the crazies crazy

I'm pretty sure obstacles were put on randall's island to keep the crazies crazy

  • be aggressive, be be aggressive

be aggressive, be be aggressive



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  • So ridiculous excited for the weekend I'm suddenly terrified I'm going to sleep through my alarms
  • @seanpower Riveted, and feeling helpless all the way in Brooklyn! #
  • @seanpower cue the applause. Yay! #
  • The weather in grand central is currently armpit like
  • Peeve: mouth breathing tourists wearing improper footwear


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Be like Shackleton



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  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY @wankergirl
  • Last night I watched "The Warriors" and it was awesome
  • @PreppyDude yes, I think so, the one set in the late 70s #
  • @mattgunn *clinking 3 bottles on my fingers* #
  • It was nice and relaxing til my brother set me on fire #truestory

It was nice and relaxing til my brother set me on fire #truestory



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  • To the bitch who just ran in front of me and stole my cab, I'm glad your flip flop fell off, I didn't even have to trip you
  • OH "sex makes everything better" #cheers
  • There's something just a little David Lynch about this evening which makes it double awesome
  • limbo accident or accidental limbo
  • It just keeps getting more awesome http://twitvid.com/MP9K9
  • I have a new love of male cover bands who specialize in bleeding vagina music
  • I've never wanted to throw my bra more. I blame "dirty dancing".


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@cc_chapman Get Well HUGS to you, hope you're okay and on the mend! #



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Dear news, please stop trying to make me scared



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  • In which I stubbornly go shopping alone to buy an air conditioner. Clearly I didn't think this through.
  • Thank you man with a van and a creepy baby doll on the dash #iheartbrooklyn

Thank you man with a van and a creepy baby doll on the dash #iheartbrooklyn



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Co-worker just exclaimed today should be a national holiday. I played stupid and said May Day should in fact be a holiday.



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  • Waiter just called the coffee machine a retard. Not sure if he wins or loses points.
  • Once again twitterers spreading unconfirmed news. Just wait for the President. Sheesh
  • wow
  • Not sure what to feel, going with this. Choosing to affirm life

  • Maybe Obama will announce that Twitter hasn't broken down yet #breakingnews
  • Is this even proper English?

Is this even proper English?

  • all y'all's povs have been fascinating tonight. amusing, gut wrenching, sickening, I'll take it all, thank you twitter #tryingtosortitout