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Princeton x 2



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  • Bronx x 2
  • At any given moment there are several hundred kids having meltdowns at the Bronx Zoo, I might have one too soon


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@robblatt was an extra in escape from New York?
 

@robblatt was an extra in escape from New York?



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@RobBlatt is late, but I can't really complain since he's hooking us up with Yankees tickets

 



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  • Just didn't want to be the only one who knows I'm wearing a different deodorant under each arm
  • I hate "the ride". People actually live here ya know, were not entertainment #theride #isstupid
  • Throbbing Chuzzles


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  • The sidewalks of Brooklyn are filled with endless lols

The sidewalks of Brooklyn are filled with endless lols

  • Wondering what business are using these days for travel? Tripit? Any others?


Tabs I don’t want to close


Search Urban Dictionary for your name when you're feeling down.  Instant pick me up.


 

Crossword wrapping paper from Incredible Things by Fabio Milito

 


 

Underskin by Sam Loman on behance

 


 

Still Tasty to keep the fridge gremlins away

 

DNA portraits – I will have one someday

 

Cntrl Alt Delete wall decals by Dali decals

 


 

Folding wooden picnic table that seats 4 on outdorra

 


 

Google Maps envelopes

 

Best map of the world….ever on someecards

 


 

If Ikea made instructions for everything on College Humor

 


 

Stolen treasures from the LAPD

 

Charles Darwin Butterfly, South American Map from bugsunderglass

 


 

686 Original Snow Toolbelt from eternalsnow

 


 

Oh Natlie Dee and her awesome brain

 

 

emoticon rubber stamp found on blankanvas for purchase at caina.jp

 




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  • 1:30 Lakeland still not boarding the 1:30 bus, because who cares about departure time
  • feet in water, is happy

feet in water, is happy



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morning wood

morning wood



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  • The last bit of crazy glue has finally shed off my cat…replaced by mud face mask. @SnowDayTheCat is pure trouble
  • i love @orchid8. that is all. :) <3
  • @orchid8 whatever :) puke and all that gross stuff #


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  • @Documentally Saw your photo of Mike Nerandzic on Good Morning America this morning…Cue it's a small world
  • @Documentally Recognized it from your twitters, i went by fast. Sorry didn't catch if it was or not #


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I kind of miss all the alien movies of the mid-90s too


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Ahahahahaha @robblatt has no nuts

  • The secret is the outside fire.


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  • Still feeling sick but craving pizza hut. I swear if I could order delievery I'd go all kamaikazee
  • Anyone know if those food courier services still exist in BK, where they'll like go far away and do carryout and deliver to you?


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  • Home! May I never get another intestinal infection again.
  • and now for a positive health insurance tweet. Empire BCBS is amazing, Nicest representative ever. Amazed.
  • I'm pretty sure we both have cholera, despite what the doctors say
  • @MeadowsLing you're right! If only I listened to Oregon Trail  #


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  • I am an episode of house
  • Been in the ER since 11. Current theory is colitis. (I had much wittier hospital tweets in my head, but fought the urge until boredom won)
  • @starmike Should be okay. Held me hostage for 6 hours on account of an aspirin allergy and proactive roids and benedryl course before tests #
  • This filter is called "disco."



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  • There's something about this that brings to mind the ASL for abortion

There's something about this that brings to mind the ASL for abortion

  • Stupid Ward's Island pedestrian bridge closed


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OH @I don't know what to do, it's fucking dynamite. Dynamite, dude". WTF are you talking about man at the bar?



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  • I didn't win powerball
  • Angus MacGyver totally invented the fleshlight


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  • This cab doesn't separate church and car service

This cab doesn't separate church and car service

  • It's far too early in the season for so many fire trucks. Hey Brooklyn, stop burning your shit down.
  • And it's officially summer. Battling the feline for direct path of the A/C #aren'tcatssupposedtobeaboutwarmth