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  • Elbows are weird
  • Watching Hackers. LOL
  • @seanreiser CRASH AND BURN #


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I used to think Danny Aiello was Madonna's father



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I really didn't think folks who lived in the city would take the company up for a half day. I'm the only one here, but will get a lot done



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  • Used to sleeping with my blinds and shutters open so I can see the sky. Feeling like I'm blindfolded with all of it shut for safety.
  • Newsflash. I just had a dream within a dream. I may have broke my brain.
  • Woke up with electricity and no rain. Cooler, being inceptioned last night
  • @usermac I am. How are you? #
  • @dfrw I was having dream and woke up and told someone about my dream. Then I really woke up and told twitter. :) #
  • RT @Ringuette #Irene shout out to the public workers on duty all night keeping people safe and already at work this morning cleaning up the mess.
  • Walking through Tompkins Park, surveying the damage

Walking through Tompkins Park, surveying the damage

  • It's a sad time in music. I just called Britney Spears a classic. #VMAs
  • I do love me Kanye and Jay Z but this song just doesn't do it for me, like listening to the radio while the tv is on
  • I really couldn't dislike Justin Bieber more
  • @theAmberShow also Nicki Minaj. Sometimes I feel like Idiocracy is happening real time #
  • When I start considering watching George Bush on National Geo I accept my IQ is in serious danger of rolling into negative numbers
  • Who cheers for a scumbag vocoder lipsync dance recital? Goddamn. it's all job to hell
  • Lady Gaga is staying in character and Beyonce is out of character straight sucking
  • Awww but loved the belly reveal
  • It's a little person with a pompadeour
  • When I used to watch MTV I was all angsty, music was my escape and love. Now I only have that kind of angst for the music on MTV. Go figure.


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  • In other news I've replaced my girl crush for Angelina Jolie with Rihanna
  • OK, folks please layoff the Netflix, I'd like to get my 'tainment on #selfish #stircrazy
  • @ChazFrench glad you're okay! #
  • Everything must feel like Pee-wee Herman furniture to cats
  • @JMorningstern mostly waiting, bored, shouting "bring it in" at the sky. we're saving the chips ahoy :) #
  • Yawn. Storm porn.
  • Inspired by @kroosh and #Irene wiffle balls incidental

Inspired by @kroosh and #Irene wiffle balls incidental



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  • Russian police are sponsored by vodka and on a tour of NYC apparently

Russian police are sponsored by vodka and on a tour of NYC apparently

  • Just thought a child was taunting me, it seems a man trained his parrot to say "ne na na na na" over and over when perched on his shoulder
  • Security guard just said something about the earthquake and started doing the truffle shuffle. Odd, yes. Awesome, yes.
  • I'm bringing puffy paints back


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  • Earthquake in Princeton
  • When I grow up I want to be an earthquake
  • RT from 8/2 According to my tenant insurance rep, I might be the only New Yorker paying for earthquake coverage. Either careful or crazy
  • Me and my giant forehead go to my first 3D movie. #frightnight

Me and my giant forehead go to my first 3D movie. #frightnight

  • 3D decidedly sucks
  • @ChazFrench zing! That made me lol! #
  • @mattgunn your "cone of uncertainty" has been downgraded to a "forecast cone"


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RT @SOTMario The #SOTMapp is now available! Take SOTMs any time using your phone someoneoncetoldme.com/app All profits to @OpSmileUK @operationsmile



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  • @freejoe76 Lovely to have you in the hood! #
  • the boy is doing dishes, must mean the weekend is almost over #sadface


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  • Me "look, the sky is periwinkle" The Boy "no, it's more cornflower" *swoon*
  • @SOTMario always for the eargasm #
  • block party


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  • is thinking about becoming a peacock
  • @ChrisCavs no silly, a real one #
  • It's always comforting to have cops on the corner in helmets with machine guns # notreally
  • @armano me too! #
  • @usermac worst part is I imagine it will only get worse over the next few weeks #


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  • Hollywood in Brooklyn

Hollywood in Brooklyn

  • The girls are drinking cocktails and the boys are lost #justsayin


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  • Ha. Apparently scat showers are forecasted for today. Hoping its just an unfortunate abbreviation.
  • Anyone have "Alex and Me" as first played on the Moth. I'd pay for it Ms. Pepperberg and The Moth folks, just don't make it so hard to find


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I just misheard the voice on the LIRR say "next stop roadkill" (it was roasedale)



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  • Weird, I almost posted something earlier about "Sometimes she cries"
  • tp

tp



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I read a book about a girl who ran away. Dare to dream.



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  • In which I make Monday that much harder
  • Unreal. Apparently cablevision DVR has not been working in Brooklyn since June, yet they sold it and installed it. That's some bullshit


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Love that people older than my parents on the train are planning to go to the Weird Al Yankovich show



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  • ewe! new twitter
  • I love that the Franklin C has cell service
  • And then I forget how to actually ride the subway and wind up in a cab with no a/c
  • And then @mattgunn made me laugh "there should be a ride called Gepetto's mustache" regarding Little Italy


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  • @SOTMario @mattgunn Eargasm! #
  • I said "can I have a bite of the pb&j" but no one heard


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  • In which we dork out to David Bowie
  • Bring on Jagger
  • Would the "Tainted Love" video be legal if it was made today? #OMG
  • If it weren't for the rain and being near the bridge I'd be hailing another cab without a likely gas leak
  • I never get cash cab, only scary #fumecab


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  • According to my tenant insurance rep, I might be the only New Yorker paying for earthquake coverage. I'm either careful or just plain crazy
  • I guess the stupid humans won't stop making senselessly violent entertainment. I hope the aliens win.
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