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In my happy place, aka Russia, aka Russian Samovar



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  • @mattgunn shhhhhhhhhhh #
  • Nice fans Oriholes, your stadium is empty
  • I has a baseball sad


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I know I put on some pounds and all but who in their right mind assumes a girl is pregnant?! Thanks former favorite NJ cab driver. Ouch



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  • Just realized how similar the endings to inglorious bastards and gremlins are
  • The boy thinks I should get more cats and name them like sequels to @SnowDayTheCat: Snow Harder, Snow Day with a Vengeance. I'm keen on him


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Read "a little goes a long way", ignored, and had a stovetop popcorn explosion



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  • Forecast is rainy with a chance of space junk today. My grade school teachers warned us about this.
  • This UN thing will finally be over Monday, right? Can't bear another week of sirens #maybeineedtoliveinthecountryside
  • Should you ever need to courier giant foam mounted poster boards (and I hope you don't), they don't fit in a Camry #theworldneedstoknow
  • Eerie, the lights on the manhattan bridge are out


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I might have to write a novel and call it "Mustache whispers"



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  • Good grief, the circus is in town today
  • @lincolnwrites I know it brings the city revenue and all, but wouldn't it make sense to put them on governors island or something #
  • @lincolnwrites love it! So long as said moon-base was not in my backyard :) #


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Encountering sports fans of any sort on mass transit is always annoying



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  • And then my mother asked my brother's girlfriend if she is "as fast with everything she does"
  • "Do you think raccoons can break through the screen?" "Of course they can, but if they did, it would be fun"


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Pink sky over union square

Pink sky over union square



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  • I've decided to only photograph naked mannequins and depictions of sex acts at the Museum of Natural History today #maturity
  • I quit space when Pluto was unplaneted


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@megabus why oh why do your drivers go down 5th, local all the way through manhattan during rush hour?

 



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  • Chowdah x 2
  • I just ate half the ocean
  • Hmmm, where should we eat this last perfect night in cape cod?
  • Probably picked a bad night to watch Red State. With being all sensitive to violence as entertainment for the past ten years and all. F!


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  • leaving the sirens and bad memories behind this weekend
  • En Cape Cod!
  • Oh eff, I like candlepin bowling afterall


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  • In moments like this, what would Sarah Palin do?
  • Food porn, we went in cc @sotmario

Food porn, we went in cc@sotmario

  • Yay cicadas!


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Just got the Cyclones confidential



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  • Is cell service totally effed in Jersey or is my phone broken?
  • @AngryBirds your seasons app is fail without service. Those of us who like to play on the subway feel left out.
  • Someone who is hungry and tired and not paying attention just took the train in the wrong direction. That someone at 125th street is me :(