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  • Up and out before the sun
  • Found lectricity. Nothing worse than the constant umbilical cord needs of the iPhone
  • My cat has taken up sitting on my work papers and shredding them. Who am I to break up this party?
  • Dog shoots man www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=18299091&title=dog-shoots-man
  • and now i want a pet owl



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The internet is weird

 



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Cloud theatre. This is what I missed most away from home.

Cloud theatre. This is what I missed most away from home.



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  • Somehow I'm back to square one with my back. This is the pits.
  • Newegg sells cooking supplies!?!?!


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  • Watching "Melancholia" clearly I haven't learned that Lars von Trier movies are all hopelessly upsetting
  • @joiseymike insert witty response. All the snark has been sucked out of me #
  • I never thought I'd be so happy to see earth get blown up


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  • His family was so unbelievably hospitable they even sent us off with 6 drink tickets for the plane
  • Oh Hai NYC, I missed ya a smidge
  • I miss @SnowDayTheCat lots. Especially with the new Starbucks commercial playing all the time. "snow day snow day snow day"


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It is really surreal watching the parade in NY on tv in Texas



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  • I'm pretty sure the candles, pictures and statues just outside the door are a small shrine. I feel like I should do a bedtime prayer
  • On the way to NASA. Just told the 15 year olds, "When I was your age Pluto was a planet"
  • @barnstormed I'll tell NASA you say Hi :) #
  • NASA parkway!! lockerz.com/s/158731003
  • The parking attendants get to wear space jumpsuits

The parking attendants get to wear space jumpsuits

  • Best shop class ever

  • @barnstormed trying to hitch a ride home #
  • Cue the Beavis and Butthead laugh

Cue the Beavis and Butthead laugh

  • Just in case you don't think rockets are sexy

Just in case you don't think rockets are sexy

  • @Herkolaos also, sadly they did not have any "I went to NASA and didn't even get probed" t shirts in the gift shop #doubledisappointment #
  • Playing "Settlers of Catan" with teenagers. So much for a game about a peaceful people, it's getting downright bloody
  • @christinepeel let me know when you want to play, always up for it #


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  • I hope sleep is not to hard to find away from Snow Day and segregated grandparent-style from Matt.
  • @theAmberShow I suspect I made it an issue it would not have been #
  • I am afraid of the dark, but only in the suburbs. Instead of gazing at the sky through my window in Brooklyn, I will sleep with the light on
  • In which I wear a bra to breakfast.
  • I'm in Texas. The Sam's club greeter just wished me a "blessed" day.
  • There is a bodega in the mall


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  • Watching the feline have a party on the suitcase. Maybe she should go to Texas.
  • hunt for the missing earplug in the washing machine time
  • Why are there even subway attendants in the kiosk if they can't sell you tickets if the machine is down??? #mta
  • Had a whole plan not to lug suitcase downstairs. Busted machines, useless attendant. My physical therapist thanks you for the $ #MTA
  • They don't care about the handicapped either. Low to no accessibility.
  • It's my first time flying with a boy. I'd like this one to talk to me again, so wish me luck
  • @dfrw @SethEag thanks :) #


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  • I had an old @phreadz jones tonight. Sad to see it's not there anymore.
  • I feel like a chalk outline would be appropriate for some reason

I feel like a chalk outline would be appropriate for some reason

  • Just made honey balls, usually a Christmas thing, but thought they'd be nice to bring to Texas to meet the sweet's grandparents
  • #boobs

#boobs

  • @faboomama yes, it appears to be dead or sleeping #


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  • Physical therapist has my name spelled wrong on my chart. #minorannoyances
  • @mattgunn nope, another variation entirely #
  • Spying the twitters from the massage bench thingee

Spying the twitters from the massage bench thingee

  • The woman pampering my feet right now is named nicole. I feel like somehow I'm doing some of the work in theory.


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  • Hair looks so bad I refuse to take a picture. But the salon liked it so much they took one for their website. WTH
  • Truffle oil really just tastes like sweat to me
  • @ChazFrench I just want to be home in a headscarf #
  • @ChazFrench meh, that's what I keep telling myself. So glad I'm spending next week meeting a good part of the boy's extended family #
  • @ChazFrench I sort of think this might be a good idea #
  • @ChazFrench when you mom says "wigs are in" you just have to laugh


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  • My mom thinks I'm a genius for showing her cntrl print screen. I'm going to let her believe it.
  • I am a short girl with an umbrella. In short, I'm a menace.
  • No one wants to see a mouse in a food court.


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Every magazine I get is taunting me



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  • I might have driven my orthopedist crazy with all my questions on my X-rays, but at least I know where all my organs are now
  • Creepy, my alumni magazine arrived today, along with my back X-rays


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A boy on the train just told his mom he wished he were big so when the train started, if she fell, he could catch her. Adorable.



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  • I was at my doctor for the same thing on same day last year. Damn fall cold, damn consistency
  • @melissapierce My 4S is the all time winner of no battery life out of the package #
  • Twatting from a subway platform because I can. Oh, technology


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Tomorrow I will have x-rays taken of my back to find out WTF ails me. Of the shenanigans I've been through, this back b.s. has me feel old



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Who's going to flush their radiator like a champ today? I am! I am!



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  • crack an egg over your head and let the yolk drip down
  • @ChazFrench just got your tip at the wtc path station. xoxoxoxoxo
  • If you see someone dressed as a piñata, it's okay to hit them with a stick, right?


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  • does not like waiting or the rooms reserved for waiting in
  • Okay guys, this isn't funny. Where did you hide the remote control?


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  • You have got to be kidding me lockerz.com/s/153004371
  • @ZaphodCamden I'm scared to look in fear of someone thinking I'm interested #
  • FYI Typing barrel roll into google on an iPhone gets you nuffin
  • Dear Mr Road Rage Proud to be Italian cabbie, Seems you hate driving, parts of this city. Find a dif line of work and spare us your anger


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@mattgunn @theAmberShow Don't worry, I'll be participating in my own special way #