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  • I'm going to drink so much tea out of my cock

I'm going to drink so much tea out of my cock

  • Copious Cadburi

Copious Cadburi

  • Glad I ran out in my onsey to catch the steam whistles of Pratt


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  • @rainnwilson I'm trying to right now #
  • About to have a soup dumpling party in my mouth. It will be awesome.
  • Tee hee



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Sunflowers are gingers



2011


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  • In which I recap a very lovely year somethingfound.net/?p=3998
  • @Pishba thanks patty! evocative even? wow! #
  • @TheDiva Cheers! Hope to see you this year! #
  • I did my time in film school. I did my time with "Melancholia". heard good things about "Tree of Life" and my soul is shouting 'spare me'
  • Effing dinosaurs!


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  • mystery boxes from amazon will be opened tonight during xmas eve eve gift exchange
  • NYC buses should really accept bills, but that would be too convenient


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  • Apparently I project blue paisley
  • Midtown brings out a part of me I try not to be
  • I'm classifying "Phat Girlz" as a modern epic. Could be the NyQuil, could be late night BET, or maybe it's just that the boy hung through it


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I am getting the sickness and it hurts
 



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If this was called "a calendar of cocks" I'd buy it

If this was called "a calendar of cocks" I'd buy it



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"So, really it's not narcissism, it's nicolicissism?" Yes , like this post.



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  • Rude asshat pretends to sleep on packed train

Rude asshat pretends to sleep on packed train

  • @Pishba @cc_chapman Thanks. Big hugs and happy holidays.
  • @alissanichole instead I tripped him on his way out of the train, twice #
  • Oh hell no. I'm refusing an EMG, I'd rather live with pain
  • So much for beating the lines shopping on a weeknight. Probably 50 people on line, 4 cashiers #burlingtoncoatfactory
  • An hour of my life I'll never get back, and I forgot to get gift receipts


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Bad news on the family front, wouldn't the holidays without. Ugh. Thinking really good thoughts, they count for something, right?



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Magic party in my mouth

Magic party in my mouth



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@theAmberShow @patricec @imtopher @RobBlatt Am I at dinner with y'all? Sweet! Cloning success, but wish the real me was there #



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  • Homicidal laundry man is accurate

Homicidal laundry man is accurate

  • Still laughing about turning off the fire at last night's #blattbash Polite lady with a totally fake baby battled serious smoke conditions
  • @bwesoky Seriously?! I thought I was seeing things when I saw your follow. #marbles #
  • Big thank you to @robblatt and @theambershow for another lovely #blattbash


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  • Don't look directly into the target bullseye if you want to keep your basic manners or remember how to walk
  • Pro tip for boys – if she says she has to pee, don't go browse the boy's section, especially if you're "not going to buy anything."
  • Getting ready for #Blattbash
  • The boys is happy, the boys is warming their balls

The boys is happy, the boys is warming their balls



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Strike 2. No house keys again.



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Physical therapists are manipulative



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  • HOV is a stupid acronym
  • @orchid8 Ha! I'm in your hovercraft lane causing your traffics #
  • Gosh, I adore him


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  • Frankie, my large zit will be making all decisions and speaking on my behalf today. The first call he made was to take a sick day.
  • Second batch of balls this year!


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Juice buns!



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  • Why the siren shit show by 42nd and. 5th? El presidente, I thought you left
  • Christmas gone human centipede

Christmas gone human centipede

  • The ESB is giving the creepy demon eye

  • Party fowl #1 Boyfriend spills a cup of beer in your lap