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  • "70s and 80s republicans liked science, Reagan was into space!"
  • It's hailing
  • Deli, Brooklyn, finally close to pj's

  • In which I have an Ikea shit fit. "I did everything right, smash, SMASH, I JUST DON'T GET IT". Except for the upside down drawer tracks.
  • Fact: Brute force doesn't make things fit, it just breaks them


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  • Watching men play football @ Dewitt Clinton Park

Watching men play football

  • The rain on the sidewalk grates smells like spring


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Chillin with the people of NJ Transit again, oh the things people say on their cell phones in public



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  • Everything smells weird this early in the morning
  • FYI – Clumsily stabbing yourself in the eye with the end of a bike handlebar is painful.
  • People of NJ Transit should really be a thing
    Cue it's a small world. Love running into old colleagues in far flung places like Princeton, NJ
  • @JerseyTodd one of these days we need to make it a point to run into each other, then again I suppose that wouldn't be as serendipitous #


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  • Got up at 7 this morning to start the slow cooker. Crossing my fingers that it comes out aight
  • Also, just got a call from my old dorm room phone number. What?
  • How could I have forgotten how brilliant "Being John Malkovich" is?


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  • The Empire State Building all draped in fog

The EMpire State Building all draped in fog

  • @ESB_lights we might be together and might have raced to post them :) #
  • @ESB_lights he beat me to it though #


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@Thaliusmain @theAmberShow @emilydovi @robblatt @wankergirl @Herkolaos @JMorningstern Cheers to my dear fellow lunatics
 



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  • @RobBlatt @wankergirl Yes!! #
  • I like that 10:30 in a weekend looks like 7 in my neighborhood, it feels that early to me too
  • The cab sharing situation in Long Beach is really skeevy and no bueno


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  • Dear sciatica nerve, I'm getting sick of your bullshit. Good thing I'm tougher than you
  • And to the universe that has been actively keeping me from getting coffee filters for my boy, I finally won! Take that!
  • Corned beef and cabbage shout out
  • My sweets is so sick, it's downright scary


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  • Thinking about dérive
  • Good head at the Hyatt @ Hyatt 48 Lex

  • This is where trash cans come from

This is where trash cans come from



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  • This is a sappy post

This is a sappy post

  • Whirled Peas (just like the bumper sticker)

Whirled Peas (just like the bumper sticker)



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  • "it ends after one of the kids smashes her own teeth out with a barbell" "I don't think I'd like that
  • I really need to not get on the train in the wrong direction every time I vary my routine #payattentionnicole
  • @SukiFuller I believe I did indeed miss something, like the direction I was going :)  #
  • @theAmberShow You were so right, your camera utterly defeated me. Couldn't figure out how to get it on. Then dinner was served…


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  • Pigeons vandalize new cement



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  • Ayn Rand rolls in her grave every time someone watches the 2011 version of Atlas Shrugged
  • Sometimes you just gotta boo a documentary about people following their dreams


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  • Apparently being hit on in this neighborhood includes questions like "are you a cop?"
  • We had out first date here almost a year ago. Swoon.
  • I find everything about pool a little comical


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The spring fevers, I feel them
 



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I like to think that the wire between these 2 buildings is the beginning of an NYC zip-line system

I like to think that the wire between these 2 buildings is the beginning of an NYC zip-line system



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  • I'm guessing some variation of skinny sumo is the next fitness craze.
  • Oh look it's a steampunk automatin story about a younger Happy Potter and Hermione and a station agent
  • The little film nerd inside is now awake


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  • OMG. Spotted: Snuffleupagus

OMG.  Spotted: Snuffleupagus

  • Fact: dogs in the office make life better

  • "the sex shop I used to work at is right down the block"


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The ESB peeking through

  • This cab needs training wheels