twittered


  • My inner nostalgic is loving @memolane #memomail
  • Is wondering why tuna oatmeal isn't a thing
  • @SOTMario

Coney Island Love Letter from Land of Nod Inc. on Vimeo.

  • @SOTMario I know exactly what you mean, I thought the same thing about the eargasm, bet it was the same guy.  #
  • @Documentally http://pets.com #
  • Was mildly charmed by the hapless fools at laundromat looking at the driers as if if they were spaceships until they took my wet laundry out
  • @MadelineSho bitches took my clothes out and put them on a bench. Then said "we thought you had left without turning the machine on"  #
  • I totally manufactured memories of eatting Stay Puft brand marshmallows specifically as a kid. Damn you Ghostbusters.
  • For when you gotta have pornographic oatmeal

For when you gotta have pornographic oatmeal