• In the midst of grief, the only practical help I can offer is in helping find a good home/sanctuary for a 100lb tortoise. Ideas? 1:13 AM
  • Though I do appreciate first world sanitation, I resent 2:56am
  • residential trash pickup #ineedsleep 2:59 AM
  • this headline makes me uncomfortable "Ride the Endangered Species Carousel!" 10:59 AM
  • Interviewing in NYC August heat is brutal 4:51 PM
  • My Grandmother is horrified by phone number portability. She called it deceit and then asked me if I was a terrorist. Love Grandparents! 6:13 PM
  • writing a eulogy. wishing i could make it half as amazing as the person it is in remembrance/celebration of. 11:47 PM