Iniaitive: Global Database of Lost Socks


lonely

 *photo undersized to protect these socks from judgment


ATTENTION

There appears to be an unmet NEED which remains unaddressed.

How is it that a database of lost socks does not already exist?

 

Universal
Lost socks are a global issue!

Romantic
Who hasn’t lost their “other half”?

Green
Throwing these socks out and replacing them is costly and wasteful.
 

Please lend a hand and have at it, my dance card of absurd unhatched ideas is currently full. 
 

 pairs

 Outrage:  nearby your sock drawer mocks those less fortunate!

 

I did a brief google search.  If there’s one out there, it needs some SEO love. Let’s band together and address a crisis!