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  • Dear Man on the Moon, aka childhood crush – I personally wish you no harm. Please hide, duck and cover. I love science, but this is scary. 1:01 AM
  • Thanks @randallfever @preppydude @langley @elliottcarlson Looking forward to putting this year behind me, onward HO! Moon’sploding and all. 1:04 AM # # # #
  • Trying to imagine conversations at NASA. Like, have they entertained "What if the moon (or space) fires back?" 7:31 AM
  • Most importantly, assuming it doesn’t fire back and if water is found on the moon – Do I get to go and live there? 7:41 AM
  • "We may have hit a dry hole rather than a wet hole" – NASA (not kidding) 7:44 AM
  • RT @AnnCurry: Let’s just hope any extraterrestrials didn’t get better video of the rocket strike than NASA did. 7:49 AM
  • @Obstructionist Thanks friend! Will you co-author some treaties I’ve been thinking about drafting, just for fun? 11:50 AM #
  • @starmike Thanks Mike! Nobel Prize nomination in Twitter ID switcherage for you :) 11:54 AM #
  • @banannie happy surprises sound awesome. happy surprises for everyone (except for the moon) ! 11:56 AM #
  • @iandrea Thanks and congrats on the 24 hours of p-casting. That is awesome! 12:04 PM #
  • @ZaphodCamden It’s only a rumour, don’t believe everything you hear – I heard there is no pizza outside NY… 12:11 PM #
  • @theambershow Dude, I said I wanted to moon the past year…something got all messed up in translation, what else is new. 12:12 PM #
  • @damiella Thanks, and it’s the thought that counts. Extra gold star for referencing the interview process ;) 12:20 PM #
  • And yes, I plan on being this annoying ALL day, because well, I can. 12:21 PM
  • @deanwhitbread squashed tomatoes and stew? I’m hoping for taffy blueberry fondue…12:33 PM #
  • @orchid8 Go team hot salad dressing. Didn’t realize that was on your page. That was fun and has triggered some major giggles 1:00 PM #
  • @captaincrazy Yes, there are a lot of us. New Years…craziness. 1:02 PM #
  • I have been given use of a step ladder today and I am positively giddy with power, height, and the endless opportunities 1:16 PM
  • @Rojopelo #cliche as it is, this popped into my head. Awww yeah #moonballs ♫ http://blip.fm/~ekohq 1:22 PM #
  • @danpatterson Thanks Dan! and #ff @danpatterson because he’s awesome and his linkedin made a fabulous resource for teaching someone today 1:27 PM #
  • @pasties Thanks chica! I totally licked a yogurt lid in spite earlier, fyi 1:30 PM #
  • RT @charmcitygavin: Any word on whether or not the moon has surrendered to NASA yet? 1:31 PM
  • It’s MY birthday and already staying in and hanging out with my cat seems more appealing then herding numerous. 3:22 PM
  • If you’re awesome, you’ll be at the Russian Vodka room on 52nd at 6ish or @ignitenyc at 8. You’re still awesome if not, just not for today 3:29 PM
  • Dear Food Preparers Not everyone likes their food touching (see LL Cool J in Toys) Barriers, specially when you always did it that way before 4:21 PM
  • Remember Blue Mountain ecards? My mom does… and one may have just made me weep. #geocities 4:35 PM
  • @robblatt @theambershow twitpic.com/kv7iq via @srcutler a fellow frequenter of the Liquid Love 4:37 PM
  • A firefighter just chastised me for rolling my eyes at tourists. I deserved it. Midtown, you make me a monster 6:43 PM
  • Marbles! Vodka! "alien eggs" Bon Jovi and Britney (bitch) 7:06 PM

Marbles! Vodka! "alien eggs" Bon Jovi and Britney (bitch)