twittered


  • Corey Hart is lost on this generation. There are entirely too many guys wearing sunglasses inside at nearly 2am 1:51 AM
  • Incidentally I have made the executive decision to close #coatcheck for lack of hangers (or the will to go on) 1:53 AM
  • @StevenAlleyn my guess – ran out of Visene. 1:58 AM #
  • @MeadowsLing in the immortal words of Fiona Apple "The world is bullshit" 2:06 AM #
  • The biggest travesty is craving romance like I do and yet finding myself saying I have a boyfriend on Saturday nights. #mytwistedreality 4:22 AM
  • How do 4 people lose their car keys in one night? 4:37 AM
  • Amendment to previous post: open to romance would be more accurate, craving is an overstatement and indication of a tired brain. 4:48 AM
  • No bagels shops between here and home open before 6am. #sonofabitch 5:08 AM
  • Yikes NYC, busy night of crime http://gothamist.com/map/ 7:31 AM
  • America's Home Videos should be retitled Near Snuff Films, USA. Idiocracy is happening. 7:03 PM