twittered


  • Not that I would endorse putting chips in people or anything, but it would make the sex offender app slightly more interesting 12:00 AM
  • Don't worry, I chalk a lot of your stupidity up to the contact high I get off your coats #coatcheck 12:26 AM
  • The night has officially begun with the first and possibly the most hilarious insult ever "nice fake ass wig" #coatcheck #allmine #niceweave 12:37 AM
  • en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underscore #_ 12:46 AM
  • I'd faux marry for 6 months of travel via @GuyKawasaki: holykaw.alltop.com/travel-agency-seeks-honeymoon-tester 1:30 AM
  • I believe I just witnessed some asinine girls get kicked out for dancing like idiots. #finally 1:56 AM
  • @captaincrazy pre-emptive remedy for the sure fight(s) stirred by their flailing shenanigans 2:10 AM #
  • Just watched a couple GO AT IT, like full on tonsil hockey. Out of nowhere girl punched him hard in the crotch. …and they're back at it… 2:22 AM
  • @lincolnwrites SRSLY, though I retired from those parties quite awhile ago 2:34 AM #
  • approx 1 hour til last call, about 4 more til bed is an option. Makes it a 25 hour day, 4 of which were spent bagging leaves in the Bronx. 3:01 AM
  • @BradFidler total cutter! 3:03 AM #
  • I'm not dancing that's just RLS. It's a "medical condition" dontcha know 3:20 AM
  • I call this part of the night "parking lot theatre" #coatcheck 4:17 AM
  • curtains for #coatcheck 5:52 AM
  • @ChazFrench my, you're up at the ass crack of dawn 7:18 AM #
  • @usermac Did you trademark yourself? 2:02 PM #
  • I'm browsing all your delicious food blogs looking for a recipe to try tonight 3:21 PM
  • Feeling particularly appreciative of blogs that have "recipe" categories or tags. 3:29 PM
  • @MarkDykeman hehe, random fact: all things related job hunting on my puter, folders/bookmarks are tagged "don't panic" or "don_t_panic" 3:33 PM #
  • I am hopeless, abandoned recipe ideas and am free-styling. Something with scallops, potatoes, bok choy according to what I wound up buying 4:46 PM
  • Hilarious 5:01 PM

  • step 1 (aka cooking without counter space) 6:31 PM

  • step 2 6:33 PM

  • @orchid8 Some sort of scallop, potato, bok choy combo?? And, I have a crush on your even when you don't make bolognese sauce ;) 6:37 PM #
  • step 3 – chop chop chop 6:42 PM

  • step 4 – prep done, wait for dinner guest to arrive 6:48 PM

  • Feel like I'm cooking with @captaincrazy and @orchid8, what a fitting way to spend the birthday of twitter 6:58 PM
  • Hey! I'm live on Ustream from my iPhone 7:29 PM

  • step 5 Bon Appetit 7:50 PM