• A neighbor is quite audibly sobbing. I wish the happy fairies would cheer her up or quiet her down, some of us would prefer to sleep 12:40 AM
  • Oh wait, that might not be sobbing afterall. Hey, keep it down Showoff! 12:42 AM
  • @thomasknoll the naked alarm clock! 1:32 AM #
  • @tapps OMG, how could I forget the ways in which that dude simultaneously rocked my world and tickled my funny bone… Awesome 6:40 AM #
  • warning, I might be enough of an asshole to send this to you 12:23 PM