• @StevenAlleyn shut your mouf :) in reply to StevenAlleyn #
  • Would happily give a battery to the schmuck in my building who prefers the incessant beeping to replacing their fire alarm with a fresh one #
  • @CocteauBoy ha! yeah, this keeps up and it will be a sweaty and miserable summer of bitching. in reply to CocteauBoy #
  • Almost 11pm and still over 80 degrees out. This does not bode well for what's to come. #
  • @charmcitygavin dude, you're coming?! you will indeed see me, but your ears will be scarred for life. in reply to charmcitygavin #
  • @charmcitygavin likely cuz it's 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999° out in reply to charmcitygavin #
  • I can now add laundromat flirting to the list of things I never thought I'd do but found quite amusing. #
  • Goldilocks Principle #
  • If you're in the NY area you should come to @theambershow 's sing-a-long on Saturday at Prospect Park #