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  • Hey dreams, friendly nudge – you don't have to be so dark all the time #Cheerful Unicorn#Reminder #
  • I never quite know what to do with pre-marinated chicken. Eating a curry chicken travesty. #
  • hoarders are the new cutters #
  • The most ill-intended finger to a store that gives me my change in dimes. I would be giving YOU small change, hello, laundry, want quarters #
  • NYPD bust on the deli I was just planning to patronize. #bodegafail #
  • @rojopelo the local dollar stores have all your confetti and water gun needs covered. :) in reply to rojopelo #
  • @ChrisCavs hehehehe, now I feel like I've seen your O face in reply to ChrisCavs #