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  • I'm sure my neighbor has her gripes with me, but why she thinks it's ok to blast music and sing along after midnight boggles my mind #
  • There is something incredibly upsetting about getting a vanity google alert to an obituary. RIP Nicole something #
  • Someone needs to shoot me. I just read this as RT NYC (as in retweet) http://post.ly/drO9 #
  • @tapps if i had property i'd plan a furniture abuse party where fire and water would win. invite in the mail :) in reply to tapps #
  • massive reorganization failure and now i don't want to clean up my mess. stupid jerk closet. asshole shelves. crapface desk. #
  • and then i knocked the shelf down with my head #ouch #
  • Au hasard Badgerzar #badgermovies #
  • I get a twisted sense of satisfaction when my cat sniffs me and sneezes. All housemates should have mutual allergies to one another. #
  • "Badger in Translation" #badgermovies #
  • Overheard in bed stuy "it's a hot dog, but a hairy one" #
  • Poor Teddy! http://post.ly/do8G #
  • random waking up thoughts: it would really suck to be hit by a truck or plane while on the toilet. #