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  • And then you get to wait in line to say goodbye #
  • I never thought I'd see my mom dance to Jay-Z and mostly wish I hadn't. Love you Mom. Regards to you HOVA. Never shall the twain meet again #
  • After 5 hours most things feel like a punishment. #
  • The "grandparents table" does not approve of your "music" and "dance" #
  • I think maybe it's all a dream. A nightmare involving feather boas and a stairwell to the bathroom. #
  • At least my table has moved on to setting small fires with the center piece and the candles. #
  • Ya know what's awesome? When the wedding you are attending is playing Sinatra, but you can hear Salsa Party 2010 through the walls louder. #
  • @nikkiana never tried it, but always appealed, at least in theory. in reply to nikkiana #
  • I saw there was line dancing in NYC tonight. Wishing I was there. #
  • Really?!?! Crying your way through a reading from "The Art of Marraige"? #
  • Only my family would involve themselves in a fisherman's catch during a wedding http://post.ly/eHqQ #
  • I should probably lay off on the fake over the top excitement. The night is young, don't wanna blow my load early. #
  • Terrorizing my mom from the train. Love texting technology. #
  • Snipped a forgotten tag off my dress with a nail clipper. Because I'm classy like that. #
  • Just took my 35th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/11431 #
  • By tonight, it will have been: Brooklyn – WTC – Jersey City – Liberty Island – Ellis Island – Battery Park – Brooklyn – Long Island – NJ #
  • @starmike One of my first dance recitals was that song. Sadly I think we wore ballerina tulle. REMAKE! in reply to starmike #
  • So excited to go to this wedding I can't seem to dress past stockings and a tshirt. Would be awesome if it were a Flashdance theme party. #
  • @rojopelo because you're awesome in reply to rojopelo #
  • There has been a brawl on my corner every day for the past 3. Apparently I live on the corner of Anger Avenue and Stupidity Street. #
  • @chfbrian I seriously can't get her to stop gnawing wires. She makes a scary loud purring noise now when she does it. Twisted feline. in reply to chfbrian #
  • @chfbrian If they're assholes they'll become resilient and cause more trouble just to get sprayed. Mine did. in reply to chfbrian #
  • @banannie HA! @philcampbell and @documentally might beg to differ in reply to banannie #
  • @usermac I wanted to kidnap y'all and bring you back to my island! Lovely seeing you today, have a fantastic adventure home! in reply to usermac #
  • Isle of Ellis http://post.ly/eEx8 #
  • Joe Pulitzer http://post.ly/eEFB #
  • Ms. Liberty http://post.ly/eE31 #
  • @rojopelo perfect tourist day! in reply to rojopelo #
  • On the ferry to the Statue of Liberty with @usermac http://post.ly/eDLt #
  • @deekdeekster I was. Full train of handsome men, all with caterpillars on their lips. in reply to deekdeekster #
  • And then I forgot how the PATH train works. Again. I dont get how I can cross the Hudson the same way for 6 years and now botch it everytime #
  • mustaches: they're not funny anymore #