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  • @dfrw I'm guessing you shared your bed last night or you're hanging out with astronauts. Either way, you win! #
  • @Documentally not I in reply to Documentally #
  • Wanted to have an antisocial night, instead my block is shut down for a party, I had a minor fast-food tantrum, and I'm looking at twitter #
  • Nice try to the employee who told me listing the reason for the refund wasn't necessary #
  • And that's what I get for going to mcdonalds. Just made a minor scene after being given same food I just saw someone send back. #
  • In response to the guy I just passed who would not leave me alone I pulled a Marlee Matlin impression. I am going to hell. #badperson #
  • block party. OMG, curses to my neighbors who gave the kids whistles #
  • @effedparkslope @langley used to stream a webcam of his apartment when he wasn't there. called it chewycam (re: his dog) in reply to effedparkslope #
  • @Thatcher it's a highly complicated system, mine is too synesthesthetic to explain in reply to Thatcher #
  • i think my iphone is in cahoots with my mom. NO, i don't want to say duck or shot thankyouverymuch #
  • @ChazFrench chickens are just so damned trendy right now. how is ca treating you? in reply to ChazFrench #
  • I'll do anything to procrastinate, but at least now my underwear drawer is organized #
  • Raising chickens in Brooklyn is the new black #