twittered


  • In Kansas City, wishing it was St. Johns…OMG I go on vacation in less than 2 weeks to see @wankergirl in her turf for the first time ever!
  • I'm just going to assume all ladybugs are yellow in Kansas City

I'm just going to assume all ladybugs are yellow in Kansas City

  • Taxi drivers in NY never tell me I smell nice. On second thought, I think I'm glad for that.
  • Reason 5960 I'm not an engineer – Airplane tires strike me as hilariously tiny, I'd probably have made then bigger for symmetry or something
  • Is the rain in NYC really so bad that my flight should be delayed?
  • @theAmberShow Really?! Again?! #
  • I think they just boarded the plane all zones at once to cause chaos and give us something to do
  • Groggy, but back on near a coastline that pleases. There must be a name for being positively uncomfortable being in a landlocked place.
  • @ZaphodCamden claustrophobic, in the most can't put your finger on it anxious way #