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  • @sexdwarf = 0 / icanhascheezburger.com = 1 #
  • Overheard "my blackberry is very close to becoming a sex toy"…yeah, I keep mine on vibrate too #
  • facebook should really have an option for "introduced her up with my ex" in How Do you Know This Person #
  • I am a butcher or languages. #   
  • Writing a "to do" list, everything from the short to long term…anything I’m leaving off? #
  • it’s snowing out, but i’m going swimming! #
  • @Tiil LOL http://seesmic.com/video/p8… #