• Waiter just called the coffee machine a retard. Not sure if he wins or loses points.
  • Once again twitterers spreading unconfirmed news. Just wait for the President. Sheesh
  • wow
  • Not sure what to feel, going with this. Choosing to affirm life

  • Maybe Obama will announce that Twitter hasn't broken down yet #breakingnews
  • Is this even proper English?

Is this even proper English?

  • all y'all's povs have been fascinating tonight. amusing, gut wrenching, sickening, I'll take it all, thank you twitter #tryingtosortitout