• To the bitch who just ran in front of me and stole my cab, I'm glad your flip flop fell off, I didn't even have to trip you
  • OH "sex makes everything better" #cheers
  • There's something just a little David Lynch about this evening which makes it double awesome
  • limbo accident or accidental limbo
  • It just keeps getting more awesome
  • I have a new love of male cover bands who specialize in bleeding vagina music
  • I've never wanted to throw my bra more. I blame "dirty dancing".