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  • Dear Cablevision, Your super obnoxious commercials are pushing me to consider DSL http://bit.ly/jQWGB #
  • it’s like a sparkle crime scene in here #
  • Glitter http://post.ly/V7w #
  • Sometimes I can’t help showing off to my cat how awesome it is to have thumbs #
  • Lost the race to snap a photo of the amazing pink sky. It changed in the time it took to run up the block. Maybe the sky is camera shy #
  • I had forgotten the local phenomenon where all the men in my neighborhood wish all the women a “happy holiday” for mother’s day…mom or not #
  • leeloo’s froggy style http://post.ly/VCu #
  • just got “happy mother’s day”ed by a woman sitting on her stoop with a flock of kids. i said “you too” is this specific to brooklyn? #
  • hypnotized by a parade of men and women shaking their asses and openly humping one another on cable access #
  • Could this be the reality of alien abductions? Looks a bit like the drawings. http://post.ly/VGJ #
  • apparently a lot of our moms live in NJ. There are more butts than bus. #