• “I hate mini coopers, just watch, any minute the doors are going to pop open and clowns will jump out” my dad #
  • musing: standing up on the bus and giving a spech about how I used to be an asshole commuter too. maybe I’ll jusy give ‘em swine flu instead #
  • I am terrible with numbers and early a.m. errands. 52 52nd street is not the same as 55 55th #
  • When someone’s fancy ringtone goes off in public, sometimes I imagine it will spark off a musical sequence involving everyone in earshot #
  • “Sorcerer’s Apprentice” shooting in Chelsea through tomorrow. Stay off the sidewalks. #